I don't think Americans are ready for this debate yet. #handegg

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Was just thinking this today. But the name is more obvious: hugball.

What kind of animal do you get your eggs from?

Hand pigskin

Handskin for short

Foot and ball gives it away.

thank god I slept it off the ads wouldn’t let me see one handegg

As an American I approve of this meme

Oh yes, football, rugby and metric system.

Absolutely correct. But they say 'inch' and 'feet' too so don't expect any logical reasoning. 🤷‍♂️

How is metric logical? Feet and inch have roots in nature, a human foot and thumb width. What the hell is a centimeter? Its artificial as fuck. And the funny thing is us dumb Mericans do understand both imperial and metric, yet all you imperial haters clearly are so smart that you can only understand metric. Why the hell do you or anyone care what measurement system we use anyway?

Yeah, typical american reaction. You never disappoint.

But talking about the foot. Which foot are you measuring this by exactly? Baby foot, adult male foot?

And why is no other nation using it?

Before standardizing the measurements, it would have been the foot of those who needed to measure things, ie adult males. Such a fucking pathetic qurestion. And I dont give a fuck why others dont use it. Not my concern what anyone uses to measure. I understand both so makes no difference to me

That was one of the most 'X-like' responses I've seen on Nostr. Are you alright sir?

This is the most cunt like response I've seen on nostr. Is it that time of the month?

The fact that you even know what a x-like response even is says a lot about you. I've never spent one second on the platform ever so try harder cunt

FootEgg

What's your point? There's a guy falling backward and handegg is being played.

He's not falling backward he's dancing

Thanks for this very important analysis 🫡

Don’t forget “Variation of Rugby” 😂

Im an American and I approve this message🤘😂😂😂

"Almost Rugby"

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Nah, we just hate it because it's a Dallas Cowboy.

if you're soft you need padding & armour

Footsieball vs Football. 😉

CHANGE MY MIND

American Football is actually American Rugby

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I never understood why we Americans call it football. Not much to debate really.

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I don't understand what the dilemma is all about... There is even a specially designated position for the guy who "kicks" the egg every once in a while.

On average, the actual play time is about 11 min for the whole game, and the kicker gets to get in and participate so there is some kicking involved for a few seconds out of the 11 min of actual play.

Very right 🤣🤣😄☕👍.

As a British lad I can relate

Or maybe Americans can uplevel traditional Handball to something with more padding and tackling.

😂 I’m going to start referring to it as Handegg. “You watching the Handegg game tomorrow”

The shitty thing is that the word “soccer” was invented / used first by UK, not USA 😜

I'm American and can verify that there is no debate to be had. It's a fucking hand egg, and I know it because my eyes work.

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This makes sense

What is a rugby ball called? A super handegg ? 👋🥚

Explain this buddy…

Yesss! 🙌🏻