I imagine one day I’ll get disbarred after half of NOSTR claims I’m their lawyer and some idjit takes one of my sun your balls memes literally and gets sunburned and tells the bar his lawyer told him to do it. “Is it true that 3,000 people claim that you are their lawyer transmitted over relays?” “We have hear a cryptographically verified and signed image of a cucumber between two tomatoes we hereby declare legal advice” “do you have anything to say”
me: “GM, GFY”
Hilarious 🤣🤣
There was a robo-signing foreclosure lawyer here in Florida back in the heyday for making a shitload of money foreclosing on houses for banks with minimal effort. He made millions and then got sanctioned for the lack of oversight, basically just having paralegals print shit out and stamp his name on it, allegedly. He took his millions and just dumped his bar license. I saw his boat down in the Bahamas. It’s name: Tu casa es mi casa.
wow that’s a savage name for a boat, given the situation. Like if a shitcoin scammer called his boat: your hard earned cash is my exit liquidity
Yes, he’s a savage. Small hat tip to him because someone has to foreclose, it’s not like the people were paying and he stole their houses, but yes, fuckin’ savage, and all his money came from the banks.
One of my first real lawyer jobs was working for a bank-side foreclosure firm that totally imploded under the weight of their…let’s just say economic interests…and by the time I was doing it, we had all kinds of bank-led mechanisms where we could skip the judicial foreclosure and basically say “the bank will give you $xx to just turn your keys over and walk away”. By then people were so fed up people were ruining their houses before they moved out, dumping cement down the drains and shit. It was mayhem
The cartels' dirty work pays well, it seems.
At the height of the foreclosure glut, some lawyers were getting like 10-15k per foreclosure file or more that weren’t even contested so they basically just had to file paper work, show up one day and get a judgment on like 20-30 cases at a time, the judges would just run through them, “anyone here?no? Judgment for plaintiff” and the lawyers would literally have stacks of final judgments for the judge to sign. It was mostly proper so I dont want to make it sound evil, but it was wild the volume.
It does sound fucking evil though
It’s really a symptom of the evil, as you guys understand. But someone’s gotta push the cases through or all the homes return to nature. Remember the scene with the alligators in the big print? A lot of the foreclosures were basically empty houses, defendants “Jane do and known and unknown tenants” basically a place holder for anyone who might be living there to come forward. Often no one did.
I would still call it evil. Just the latter stages of a premeditated plan to steal everyone's houses. You set the wheels in motion to get homeowners in a position that they live in homes they can't pay for, then take the homes and make it their fault.
The reality is the banks don’t want the houses at all, they dont want to steal them, they really want you paying them the money. At the height, the banks were desperate to keep people in them paying on their debts. IT was a catastrophe for them too, but of course they had the money printer on their side to bail them out as we saw. Banks really really don’t want to own your house, they want to own your debt, repackage it, and sell it off. It’s debt tranche hot potato
I'd say that the chaos is part of the plan. When employees of banks try as hard as they can to bleed people out by making them pay their debts, but those in the know understand it's impossible, and look to the real goal which is the foreclosure.
I'm not a lawyer, so I'll assume premeditation in anything involving a bank 😂
I don’t blame you, I’m more of a Golem-model of evil. Just a lot of people working in a deranged system, the aggregate result is the Golgothan golem:
Dumping cement down the drains!
Crazy
Sad that people don’t realize it was never their house to begin with
That's the crazy part about "buying a house" today.
You're buying a mortgage and given permission to use the house. I'll buy a house when I can buy the house.
If the government can take it away if you don’t pay their multiple “memberships”, then it ain’t yours 🤝
I do a lot of litigation against timeshare companies now…I won’t even go into that or Ill start my day off pissed.
Timeshare sounds like the biggest scam ever. Money must come pouring in for those “companies”
I remember just the little you told me about, and I'm still kinda miffed about it.
I think you’ll recall how animated I was discussing it.
An onlooker might have mistaken it for delight.
I’ve got that condition where I smile when I’m about to battle.
👇🏾
I see your son behind me. Damn when you said he was huge, you weren’t kidding. Son of Ragnar looks like a warrior king already
*behind you
It’s funny because he does have his mother’s dark hair whereas, notwithstanding my Sicilian heritage, I look more like Fimmel. Not as handsome tho.
I always wonder what it's like for your son to outgrow you.
Im hoping to find out.
Men in my line have been getting shorter because Indians eat garbage and call it cuisine. It would be a blessing to have children and feed them healthy food and regain my great-grandfather's 6 foot stature.
Well, I’m an excellent wingman. LFG, gotta get Jay married guys!
😂
All of us retards at the wedding
I hope if Jay invites you you’ll come. I know I’d be there on invite for sure. Gotta get this man making babies!
We’re all in that video brother 🤣🤣
LFG 🚀
Spotted you:
Opsec 12/10 🤝
I think I screen shotted a random asian guy in another picture and did this before to you, lol. Gotta remain consistent and keep them off your trail.
Gonna be the whole ⭕ in there.
And since it's slowly taking over Nostr, that translates to all of Nostr.
nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 you ready to officiate? We need get this man a matchmaker, Nostr matchmaker wen?
😂
That name is crazy 🤣
Way to thumb the eye of everyone you scammed 😝
In truth, he was really just scamming the legal system by not doing his job overseeing the work, there’s more too it, but it sounds more evil than it really is. Total dick name for the boat tho lol.
There was one guy who was a really bad scammer, he actually did some jail time I believe going to the clerk and faking original notes. You see when you foreclose on a house for unpaid note, the bank has to produce the original ink signature or they have to go through a really complicated and painful separate proceeding to prove the note, many banks couldn’t find their notes, so this one guy went down and faked originals in his cases. There was a camera.
😳🫡…and this sir is why ur my f*ckin lawyer🤦🏽♂️😂😂🤣🤣🤌🏽⭕️
If this was like an in person club where everyone was claiming I was their lawyer, it would make me very nervous. I am still nervous.
In other words, the rumors of my representations of all you retards has been greatly exaggerated.
(Please dm me with any real legal questions or concerns and I’m always happy to help if I can tho).
Can I sue the ⭕️?🤔….for shitefookery in general 🤨😂⭕️🐒💩
Can you sue Stache for suing the circle please. Thanks John!
😖…. Damnit they know!!!!!?!
….@john can I sue u for breach of client privilege ?🤔😳😂⭕️
How about we each self represent on this one and sue each other. We don’t want to scare away John 👀
I’m gonna end up like veritas.
Ok everyone, forget that John is a lawyer. Done!
I fixed it
(Its still in your bio fyi) 👀
I don’t mind people knowing I’m a lawyer but you assholes are making my CYA responses impossible due to the volume of retardation lol
I don’t want any ⭕️ them knowin what I do😳🤨
…I ain’t savin any retarded lives🤔🧐🤌🏽
We all know what you do 🤣
😖🤨🤣🤣🐒💩💊
😳🤨🥸👀🤣
That makes it seem so much more glorious🤔😂🤌🏽
This is how I picture you 😂
😳😂🤣….yeah … when I’m going to the bank to get a loan maybe🤔🤦🏽♂️
….i was more of a scrubs guy for most of my career …and now that im semiretired and mostly work from home (except for a few procedures early in the morning) i could be naked in my study (if @mrsstache would have it😂) for most of the day🤭
…think about that next time we’re bantering away during the day😳🤌🏽🐒💩
So a bit more like this but with your phone in hand 😂
🤔😳….i didn’t know he died socially from 1000 paper cuts of mooching too🤦🏽♂️
…may his blessed lil heart RIP🫡🌅
What kind of law do you practice?
Mostly civil litigation, business to business disputes, mostly federal court. I also consult on litigation risk assessments, bitcoin custody issues and its relationship to litigation/dispute/creditor risks, that kind of thing. I’m trying to make the latter a bigger part of my practice, i.e., getting called in as the bitcoin consultant to make sure lawyers can speak with intelligence in court about something most judges dont understand yet.
Think of it as a path to self enlightenment thru financial ruin🤔
….it’ll make a great movie🍿🥤
….u can thank me later…after it all sinks in 🫡🫂😂😂😂😂⭕️
