You might be a Bitcoiner if:
The first 3 times you heard the line, “if you’re 5 foot 3 and you’re 300 pounds, taxes ought not to pay for your bag of fudge round,” you 100% thought he was talking about the head of the BIS…
Until you realized that literally nobody except Bitcoiners knows who that is 🤣 
Think you’re about 150 light on that weight.
Our good obese friend Agustin Gloop
When I'm listening to Bitcoin podcasts and they are talking about the cantillionaire effect and the benefits of "being closer to the feeding trough" immediately think of this pig.
He was nearly foaming at the mouth when he started talking about using CBDCs to to enforce control of how people spend their money.
Being fat , I could forgive , being a fat disgusting fiat technocrat , you deserve a kicking.
Your foot would probably get stuck in one of his ripples though.
Dude looks like your tv automatically stretches a 4:3 video to 16:9
I'm afraid to admit this, but I don't really know who he is or what he does. 😕
Believe it or not, you have 1 or 2 listeners in Mexico who remember Mr. 2x10e5 CC (ie 200 liters) from back when he was Boozy FeCal's Sec. Treasury (Hacienda) and later E. Peña Nieto's (whose name literally sounds like "pawn the grandkid") Central Banker. Not big on fat jokes, but I'm fine with chuckling at people from weird endogamous families like the British Royals and Carstens Carstens.
Also to be fair, he is 5 foot 11.
