Get her a WoS address and we’ll ⚡️ the f* outta her
Then she’ll get it
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That is the tactic I went with. She didn’t bite.
The price of bitcoin is almost back at the price I had her buy at last year so I’m going to use that to bargain with her to get her Nostr keys and a Damus account.
So she holds a little Bitcoin?
Does she have an easily accessible on chain address?
😏⚡️
She does. She uses Coinbase and is too nervous to self custody. I know, I know 🤦♀️
So, Brian Armstrong holds her bitcoin.
No, Brian Armstrong owes her Bitcoin
You mean Brian Armstrong “owes” her “bitcoin.”
We finally got it right 🎯
You mean Brian Armstrong owns her "bitcoin".
So we’ve kind of come full circle.
I think we can all agree that brian coinstrong arms her bithold
No, more like Brian Owecoin strong-armed her holdings.
Well said, sir
Nobody got my Circle reference. 😕
🤔
Before there was USDC, there was Circle, started in Boston in 2013 by Jeremy Allaire as a short-lived retail bitcoin exchange that competed with Coinbase.
#[5] I thought for sure you’d get that one!
It was before my ventures into Bitcoin — guess I have a bit more history to catch up on 😉
Help her set this up 
What is that? Grindr?
If she’s cool with Coinbase then WoS wouldn’t bother her!
Tell her some rando on the internet wants to send her some Bitcoin but only if she downloads the app (or something comparable) 😂
The way to not be nervous is practice 😇
Everyone loses some Bitcoin to dumb mistakes at some point or another, don't sweat it
The real question is why couldn’t you onboard her with CashApp or Swan? Bitcoin only services are far better, especially for those unfamiliar/unmotivated to self-custody
Somehow I have zero luck getting my friends to use Sean and have only had luck getting bartenders or servers to go with Cashapp. My friends all seem to end up using Coinbase or Gemini. I need to rethink my approach.