Canada has approximately 8,900 trees per person.
The country subsitises the world in CO2 to O2 conversion.
It's time for the world to stop free loading and pay their fair share of the work we provide.
Discussion
Tax the air we breath? 👀
We'll have a good name for it like "the breathing equity tax"
Got some balls to say people should be charged for what nature does for free with, or without you.
I'm a ballsy guy
I’ve planted over 1.5 million myself.
That's 1,499,990 more than I've planted.
I don’t mind subsidizing you. 😂
Wow, how'd you do that
10 years of planting trees in British Columbia. It put me through university and funded some trips abroad after graduating.
Badass.
Alaska only has 1270 trees per person. I'd better go find somewhere to plant 8,000 and do my fair share.
Look out! They'll send in the Canadian Mounties to repossess your air.
Canada! (Heck yeah!)
Comin’ again to judge your SUV, yeah!
Maple leaf, (so clean!)
Leading the world with a carbon tax dream!
We’ll fly in on a moose, with eco boots,
Ban your gas stove, shut down your commute,
Got a solar farm? That’s cute—
But not enough, ya pollutin’ brute!
Canada! (Heck yeah!)
Comin’ to shame your oil-drenched beach, yeah!
From sea to sea, we decree:
Your carbon footprint ain't green like me!
Recycling! (Heck yeah!)
Plastic straws get banned today, yeah!
Windmills! (Heck yeah!)
Even if they kill birds every day, yeah!
We're passive-aggressive, smug and polite,
But cross our emissions line—we’ll start a fight!
We’ll audit your cows, count every fart,
Export our guilt with a green maple heart!
Canada! (Heck yeah!)
Writing your net-zero speech, yeah!
No more coal, no more beef—
Climate justice via maple leaf!
Canada...
Savin’ the world...
One carbon offset at a time…
Nice to meet you 🤝😉
Look into what the company Abaxx is doing with carbon
We also cool the planet! What? You don't believe me? Come visit me in January.
Nice to meet you 🤝😉
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Trees in higher latitudes (North and south) are not always net carbon takers. In winter lots of the carbon stored is released when leaves, branches and trunks decay.
Just fyi
Makes up for the socialism I guess