If you wanna show your dogs who’s boss, what you’re gonna need is a spray bottle and a bladder full of peepee.
Piss into that bottle and wait for one of your dogs to go urinate. As soon as they finish, spray your peepee directly on top of that peepee and voila, you’re alpha 😎
Top Dog Noshole
half of the pop use their natural biological assets to do this feat
Hello dear, how are you doing?
It’s me Maye musk, Elon’s mom , are you a
fan of my son?
Life goals, have a spray bottle under the sink that's labelled "PEE DONT USE TO CLEAN"
You make very easily achievable life goals for yourself 🤭
just make sure to label it before you going spraying your counter down.
im not sure this will has the results advertised
I will get around to testing it and let you know the numbers. If the numbers impress you, you can come present it to the shark tank people with me 🤭
i did a similar test involving pee, kerosene, and a grizzly bear. but probably too niche to hit the market.
Yeah that’s too niche for me. I don’t have any grizzly bears who I want to be the boss of 🤔
i just figured, maybe when it smells this combo on the path it had been using to come into camp at night, it might think, “i want no piece of this kerosine human. seems to have worked. but it could have just laughed at me and moved on. 🤷
Bahaha yup that would be certainly concerning to me if I was a bear
Glad I was born with the spraybottle already built in
This isn’t a dick thing. It’s about having a large container of urine. Most people can’t pee on command.
Only alphas can pee on command you are right
Then call me an alpha. I can piss AND fart on command. The piss thing I learned in rehab, I was like damn everybody else needs time to drink water and I always seem to have some in the chamber
Dropping too much knowledge. We are not worthy!!
Ha! The noggins been working on overdrive
