Yoooo. How do you know if you’re ovulating?
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you How you’re ovulating? if do Yoooo. know
Ask Amazon they know before you are
NO. They just tried to sell my vitamins and shit
It's over
https://video.nostr.build/85c57a70509f23086dccefefd664cb9b94cb33c0742096ca60cb17c793996b0c.mp4
IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT, I’ve just been enjoying a lot of chocolates at night 😭
Gotten abit to much of that Vitamin D, I see 
😂😂😂I hear that’s how it works. It’s been a long time since I’ve gotten the explanation, so there’s a chance I’m wrong. If he’s supposed to be putting it in my ear or something, let me know
HOW WOULD I KNOW 
Bahaha no idea
I'ma call in an expert nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq8gj7q7
He doesn’t knowwww
Doesn’t know what?
It's in the ear isn't it? nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq8gj7q7
Let me scroll up, see what we’re talking about 😂
Definitely not the ear 🤣🤣🤣
Damnit. I’m lost
That’s not how it worked for both of mine 😂
Keep doing it how you’ve been doing it. You’ll be fine
😂
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
I must not be then. Puzzles is watching some stupid podcast and nobody has come to the yard for a shake yet
I never worried about it when we were trying, it was a different situation. I know they have tests and basal body temp is an indicator.
You never tracked it at all? I thought I was supposed to
We were in an if it happens, it happens frame of mind. We just got in the mood, did the things, if I got knocked up hooray, and if not we repeated the process.
I’m trying to rush this process since getting pregnant is the only known cure for endo 😂
There’s an app for that. 
Which one is good?
my wife also used an app for tracking and it worked 🤓 .. I will ask her later
Thank you!
It was this one https://www.femometer.com
Perrrrrf
Tempdrop
It is an app and a wearable arm band while you are sleeping and it takes your basal temperature every night and you see a pattern. When you are at the highest temp that is when ovulating. Also the day before and day after.
(People use this for natural pregnancy prevention as well. When to avoid relations)
Oops. Sorry. Spellcheck. Lowest temp is ovulating
Ooooo that’s really neat and would be hella helpful. Thank you darling
Sure thing. My daughter is using it for prevention without hormones. For their first year of marriage. And then they will try
The worst thing about basal temp is that you must do at exact same time every single day. Not accurate if you don’t. That means no staying in bed and sleeping in late one day. Or never be sick and forget.
So this wearable goes on your arm at bedtime and will take the temp at the assigned time. Even if you are asleep
I actually heard about that, but it confused the hell out of me. Some women just track their temps and it somehow works as birthcontrol? 🤯🤯🤯
It has to do with mucus and basal temps and patterns. It tells you when you should be trying or avoiding depending on what your goals are
When you are ovulating and your chances of pregnancy increase
Temp drop helps with all that. They explain things well too
My daughter likes it
fuck yeah. Okay, I will get on this today because I really need some sort of idea
Great!
Don’t forget to have fun with this journey. Many people focus on the timing. Like we need to do it NOW. it seems many people feel more pressure and don’t have as much fun. And the result can be no pregnancy.
So have a good time. And enjoy it!!!
That’s what I’m doing basically is putting unnecessary pressure on myself😂 I’m gonna try the enjoying part eventually
You can get kits at home that allow you to test your urine. That’s the way to be most sure.
For “listen to your body” cues I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things that varies widely woman by woman and you have to just study it over time.
Craving Coitus
read Taking Charge of your Fertility. it is the best book on the topic.
there are multiple factors to indicate that you're ovulating. the main ones are:
drop in your basal temperature
change in the consistency of your cervical mucus
it is important to track this daily over time to be able to see the pattern and identify when you're ovulating.
at home test kits can be inaccurate for some people
Holy shit Noshole ovulation discussion has to be the most active post ever on nostr.
No wayyyyyyyy
I swear I just scrolled for like 5 min to get to the bottom.
Bahaha, people like making babies 🤷♀️
Just bang everyday.
Ovulation day doesn’t matter if you’re screwing everyday.
If that’s too much baby making for you or your partners loins, then just mark the day period starts in your phone as day 1, and bang on days 11-16. 7 days of loving.
If that’s still too much baby making for you, I suppose you could just do every other day from day 10-16- 4 days of loving.
Any less than that and you might as well just get a new baby daddy.
Bahaha okay. I’m gonna need to get a calendar just in case. I just wanna make sure that we are banging on the important bang days 😂
I have an app called periodical that doesn't track or share your info, it's just a calendar with period/fertility options essentially.
This is obviously none of my business, but it seems that the chick is always blamed when a couple doesn't conceive, but there is 1 thing any man can do to help things along.
In my case, the trick to a successful pregnancy was Vitamin C (pure ascorbic acid). I took a shit ton of it each time before doing the deed.
You can't overdose. Tell nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq32amnwvaz7t6zv4mx7tnwdaehgu339e3k7mgf8sdva to dose himself up. Honestly, you should too. It's healthy AF.
I thought it was just a coincidence, but after recommending this trick to several friends, they all got pregnant. No joke.
Ok. Vitamin c never hurt nobody, so it’s worth a shot! Thanks dude
I’ve never managed it tbh.
You can track body temp which rises just after you ovulate…





