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He lives next door

….in hell????

Doe she’ll have doors?

LOL autocorrect from “does hell have doors” but I kinda like that better

😂😆

nah bruh

those things get blown off when the party starts

Panties^

Oh party my b

Well tis Friday here 😈

maam I insist we get back to talking about nostr:npub14qz92uedt0a8jte8jqg63jr3s5cc99cej36jh883z6tprlu354uqqe2q26‘s panties 😂😆

Oooo what colour are they? 👀

Happy Friday babe!

You know what day Friday is.

Time to get frisky!

Pretty sure frog wants to see dick feet pics 😂

ffs I come back and 5 minutes later I’m being threatened with feet dick pics 😭😭😭😭

It’s not a threat if you like it.

Is it?

my reply from now onwards is….🤣🤣🤣

Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service

Press 1 if you are Kendrick

Press 2 if you are Jay Z

Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..

Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…

Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service

Press 1 if you are Kendrick

Press 2 if you are Jay Z

Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..

Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…and

why are you answering jd’s phone?

Well considering I get a lot of his stalkers hounding me I may as well be his messaging service 🫡

bruh better get you on payroll then 😆

I’d imagine stalker redirection ain’t a chill gig at all

Yeah and I want holiday pay too 😂

umm let’s not get crazy maam

you’re not working for taylor swift

Wait, what? You mean he’s not secretly Tay-Tay?

🤷‍♂️

i mean here in ‘Murica we’ve got two demented geriatric fcks running for president and a third contestant who says a 🪱 ate his 🧠

so at this point anything is possible I suppose

And I thought my country has problems 😳

Never bet against America.

We hate losing and never lose.

Even in a competition of fcking shit up. Can’t beat us. Never, ever. We’ll fck it all up so hard just for bragging rights.

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Not my monkeys, not my circus

I would vote for a literal monkey ahead of the current candidates. I’m not joking.

💯💯💯

Gotta crash for the night homies, wifey is giving me that look ✌️

GN love you all 🫂

Gn Wine sleep well and thanks for the laughs 🫂

🫂🫂🫂

Dick feet pics? Penis toes? 🤔

Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service

Press 1 if you are Kendrick

Press 2 if you are Jay Z

Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..

Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…and