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Is there any other female here apart from myself that has never received a โ€˜dick picโ€™? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wondering what Iโ€™m doing wrong ๐Ÿค”

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Not getting dick pics means you're doing something right seems like

Pretty much all the ladies in the nest chat have advised that they all have at some point received at least one dick pic ๐Ÿค”

Who would have imagined that the digital age would inspire bazillions of dudes to send photos of their weiners to people in the hope that their Mr/Miss Right would just see their knob and say Wow, youโ€™re the one for me!

Oh, and of course thereโ€™s an airdrop, too.

So hopefully for a marriage proposal if youโ€™ve got the right ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚

any women experienced enough to make that call is not wife material

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Well Iโ€™ve never sent one, so thereโ€™s that. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

And whyโ€™s that?

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Damn it! I replied before I read this!

Iโ€™ve never been with a woman, or have known one, that would want one ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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2 for 1.๐Ÿ˜‚

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I'll be your first

Very cute dic pic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฐ

I sent this in confidence!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Jerk ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Consider yourself lucky!

Lucky or rejected?

Lucky!

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This is a value 4 value marketplace *cough*

Like โ€˜I show you mine and you show me yoursโ€™ type of thing?

Yep. It's kind of a consensual game.

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Now you tell me!

I would be pleased to oblige but the risk of murder is this household would rise dramatically on my person ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Maybe Iโ€™m old fashioned, but Id much rather see the real thing in person.

Digital can only really excite 2 of the senses

Better than none ๐Ÿ˜œ

Like being stranded on a highway with no phone and a dead battery in an electric car and someone pulls over and gives you a sandwich, takes a selfie, then leaves.

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Thatโ€™s what you call โ€˜ a teaseโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Thatโ€™s one situation where I would yell DICK! at the person driving away, and probably even throw the sammy at them without finishing it.

Rides a ride if youโ€™re walking

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Noโ€ฆ you just show a tease and then some horny dude will send u a dick pic. Talking from experience ๐Ÿคฃ

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As a guitarist I feel I must oblige in making this happen for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™

Damn about time! Thanks Corn ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nailed it!

Any time ๐Ÿ˜‚

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That's a brave question!

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Publicaciรณn prendida fuego ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re just lucky ๐Ÿ€

Maybe Iโ€™m just a reject!

Youโ€™re not. Youโ€™re beautiful and lucky not to have assholes sending you d*ck pics

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How many have you gotten since posting this on the internet?

Zero!

the amethyst p2p dm update might change that

I live in hope ๐Ÿ˜œ

Internet must be down

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Well? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Yeahโ€ฆwell?? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Meh ๐Ÿคฃ

Surely you can do better than that ๐Ÿ˜œ

I love this movie!

Me too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Donโ€™t feel bad Marie. Nobody ever sent me a dick pic either. ๐Ÿซ‚

You want one? ๐Ÿ†

ffs I knew I was going to regret this

You knew what you were doing ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ญ noooooooooo

Should I ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

200 sats.

No problem.

Hereโ€™s 420 now send one to frog here #[2]โ€‹ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚

Marie please stop sending sats to plebs for them to send me ๐Ÿ† pics.

Bitcoin doesnโ€™t fix this.

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Yes it does ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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On its way

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damnit

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•to frog ๐Ÿธ

Never seen someone make s bigger mistake then this on the internets ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Here you go frog.

Oh, don't worry, you're not alone! Some things are best left to the imagination, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Yeah but I kinda feel left out and rejected!

Iโ€™d take it as a compliment. Your interactions inspire a more full person reveal, and an intellectual desire to know you better.

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Beautiful thank you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’œ

Wait, what??? Noooo!

You sure? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Y todos hablando de esto, llevas como 100 comentarios ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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I'll pretend this note did note happen... ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Nothing to see here son ๐Ÿ˜ณ

No woman had ever sent me a flap shot either. I don't feel deprived though.

P.S. not asking. Please don't!

My guess is most guys just assume you're out of their league.

Not out of anyoneโ€™s league, more likely Iโ€™m out of their league.

Or maybe they just assume you must have a big ugly boyfriend...

Probabilmente perchรฉ su Nostr poi non si puรฒ cancellare... ๐Ÿคญ