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Percs on the blockchain??!!

ahh yes, incoming β€œcoin” coin πŸ”΅

not ominous at all

Con coin inbound

am I supposed to know what that is

Listing BlueCoin (definitely not a security)?

EURC coin I think?

App redesign? Their app ux is straight trash.

Just copy a casino app! Done! 🎰🎰🎰

Whats going on? 😡

Listing Twitter coin

Listing twitter coin?

Undoubtedly something shitcoin related.

It will be Twitter-coin, where only blue checks can make withdrawals and a 70% pre-mine for Elon and David Sacks.

Brian never fails at Shitcoining

Damn can’t wait for the new coin base album to drop.

At least we don’t have to wait long to find out.

Waaaa zaaaaaap ⚑

going to announce they want to be referred to as pronoun "zit"

Announcement of an announcement

Conbase has blue balls.

Prob support for ordinals in your Coinbase account

Blue turd incoming

Dumping my life savings into this coin. Thank you Elon.

Lol

appreciation post for circle volunteering to carry their business #mosttrustedincrypto

Dude, Strike gets to join Coinbase on top of the πŸ’© list from now on! At least they have never stole money from me.

You’re out here shitposting and I can’t even pay my bills cause you got my funds locked after three days for a minor discrepancy. Still waiting to hear back from you…

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Buy the rumor sell the news

Coins will launch on $coin? 🀑

πŸ˜…

🀣🀣🀣

any guesses as to what specifically it will be?

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Unclear. Probably a product or partnership launch for tomorrow.

Take the blue pill πŸ₯΄

Twitter + Coinbase partnership + Coins registered security + wallet with shitcoin and NFT exposure+ cash out on coinbase = The nostr competition?

That's the plan?

#[0]

https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_e7d16e8b689b38ea84c39b1667830109503dc29d49c8ab0456cdd3de134aba93.mp4

Unlikely, given CZs $500M stake in Twitter

Looks like a colored coin.

100 sats it's NOT Lightning withdrawals and deposits.

Very shit coin related

maybe #[2] did some research here and has answers here but i am not sure at all? https://twitter.com/icoffenderii/status/1628156533010841602

#[1] have you found anything more about this?

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Coinbase’s dot art is just as bad as their fees.

Something to do with Twitter coin?

Coinbase blue, a subscription service. Guaranteed.

that would be dumb but you’re probably right

They already have coinbase one for $30/ mo

I’m thinking it’s a token

They are running out of ways to monetize?

The only logical explanation after Twitter coin.

This new trend tho 🀯

me thinks a new chain called $BASE

better. they will burn faster

Don’t they already have a subscription service? Just a rebrand?

Just more shitcoinery

NMR coin. 5,000 sats to the person who guesses the acronym. πŸ€

Coin base with the Mr. Pool tactics

New VC shitcoin launch

This looks to me like a shit coin.

They are going to charge you $16/mo to KYC you and put a blue dot on your invoice.

We're going to create more paper bitcoin to pump eth. Bitcoiners using Coinbase are stupid.

Not sure if you remember, but back in 2017-18, Brian Armstrong was teasing something new for Coinbase for several days. Everyone was excited and speculated on what it could be. Was it Lightning support? A token they were launching? Acquisition of a wallet company? Expansion into foreign markets?

It was an announcement that they're front end had migrated to react.js

Send me some sats homeslice!

Jimmy crack 🌽, and I don’t care. πŸ™

I was just wondering today: why does Coinbase not support lightning withdrawals, etc?

because it's shooting themselves in their own foot

Haha talking of an anti-climax. 🀣

Twitter coin unfortunately

How much did they pay an ad agency to make a 6 second video of the πŸ”΅ emoji? πŸ˜…

Announcing their default?

Lightning withdrawals πŸ˜‚

Blue balloon!

🧐

Today is the day!

Dots on plan B chart?

Next scam to steal your #Bitcoin

Probably listing Twitter coin πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Follow me, legend :)

It was indeed a shitcoin offering again.

Crying/laughing at a tweet I saw yesterday saying it was gonna be lightning πŸ₯Ή

Where is your zap address???

Your peer pressure worked on this grandma πŸ‘΅

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!!!!!! This is addicting!!! I had to see it to believe it! 🀩

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