We need a website that you can load your npub and it displays which of your followers never, ever zapped you. Not even a single sat. 😗
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1 million zap when you make iOS amethyst 💅
You could just keep the sats and turn iOS into GrapheneOS. Lol
lol, that's it? it takes way more than a million sats to port an app to iOS. this is laughable 😆
Frankly, given that this is the first time anyone offered to pay us to code it, I will call it a win :)
First of all you don’t understand the context around this. It’s a joke from when Vitor said he’d add any feature to Amethyst for 1 million sats. I’ve made this joke to him before because he hates iOS. And I put up a much larger bounty of multiple million sats and no one took it.
Here’s the original bounty from 2023. Looks like the bounty site I published it on has since died so here’s a YakiHonne link. But I set it at 5 million at the time.
https://yakihonne.com/article/_@cant.ban.plebs.lol/1694825057
I guess I'm not a big enough Vitor stan to keep up with all the in-jokes.
well played 😀
Não consegui te zapear 🤔
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Id imagine thered be a lot of false positives, but cool idea
Also it would be nice to make it very easy and transparent to see if people zap at all. There are tool to look at it but there are some who on get zapped but will never zap.
There are private zaps...
youve never zapped me. you dont even follow me…
I would just like it if any of my clients actually told me when someone zapped me rather than just seeing sats randomly appear in my wallet.
Well I won't show on your end
Make it a nostr bot you can mention to reply the total zap amount from the person your replying to for ultimate public humiliation
Trying to find ways to show how much you have given to each person in your feed, but on your own posts and replies, show how much they have given to you as a marker. So you can think before replying.
I will need to download all zaps to the phone though. Massive data cost. 🤔
I meant like a bot account anyone can ping to reply the zap total.
Might just build it myself tomorrow if I can figure out how to nostr.
So... a politician trainer? Teaches one to mind one's yapper if the other party has ever donated to them?
Joking aside, doesn't sound like it fosters authenticity from the creators and would inevitably turn their content formulaic.
Not opining on whether good or bad, just food for thought.
Make one sat zaps great.
Yes, let's commodify all our relationships, and make everything transactional in nature. If you don't give me money are you even worth anything to me? 🙄
I'm sure this is a task for vibe coding to handle
Unlike what Mr. Pamplona might or might not think, I do not expect anything from the people that choose to follow GreatGhee.
You are not forced to buy any product of ours, or send us a single sat for any reason. I believe in personal agency and in violently stacking and holding sats. If you don't want to zap me, I could not care less. It's my job to make you have a desire to send me sats either for ghee itself or out of the goodness of your heart to support my business for nothing in return.
Anybody that expects zaps from you should be kept at a distance imo. V4V goes both ways.