Fight one more time and I will personally kidnap every dev on nostr, force them into an old mtv house, pump them full of booze, and smoke a big fat doobie while I watch you all talk shit about the other clients in the confessionals.

New reality show: Dev Drama Island.

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First row seats, all of us.

I need a distraction 😂

Lol welcome to nostr

That would be worth to watch live 24/7 on zap.stream

EVERYBODY’S GETTING FUNDING

would zap

Me too 😂🫂

I’D ZAP THAT ⚡️

I figured it out. How we are gonna fund nostr.

Ready the van!

Let me grab some 🍿🤣

Quickly. It’s gonna be juicy

It’s practically ready. I hope I didn’t miss anything 👀

Nope not yet. Good timing 😂

I love it when I have good timing. Especially when popcorn is involved 🤣

Dude mine’s burnt every-time

The popcorn setting on the microwave is error proof. Even though the popcorn package says not to use it 🤣

Yeah but mine is wrong

By ear works. Only issue is you have to be doing just that

I go by gut feel and sounds. I don’t need no settings. 😂

By ear works well too. But if I’m multitasking the setting prevents the burning 😂

Burning slightly has its advantages too. Try it.

There’s always some seeds burnt in the bag. But most of it is “well done”

Opensats to fund this event.

Nah. Opensats is invited to be in the event. The event will fund itself

i will donate to this cause

Oh HELL YEAH 💪

I did not know kidnappings included invitations.

They’re invited in my mind. Meaning I’ve already decided to include them in the abduction 😂

I'm a simple man. I see Dev drama, I spend more time with my dog 🐕🐾💜

Aww that’s probably best

🤔 I will have to audition him

Man interviews jack, still gotta audition. Noshole don't mess around.

Underrated #nostr note

Watershed culture moment 🧡💜

Nostr turf wars

Can I preorder?

Yes

Add random Eth and BlueSky dev in week 6 to shake that shit up!

😂

this might actually be an incredible marketing campaign/docuseries for Nostr 👀 nostr:npub1lelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sthkvyz

Hmm. We’ll see if he has what it takes😂

Wen Netflix

Soon (little TM)

Tehehe

If you want to license this design, have your people call my people. Nostr frens discount will be applied, of course.

Oooooo I needed that laugh 🫂

🫂

Dev Drama Island, now sponsored by Survivor and hosted by Jeff Probst.

12 DEVS ENTER. ONE DEV LEAVES.

😂😂😂

When voted off the island they’re forced to work on Eth 😱

Hmm but I don't want to lose Nostr devs 🥹 maybe all voted off need to make one feature to their software as chosen by the winner?

1000% - Neither do I. I want them to multiply like rabbits!

Worse... they get relegated to work on inscriptions or for Bitcoin Magazine.

😆👌🏽

LOL. Great idea

They’re scrappier than people would think😂

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nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz being really sick and tired of #devs arguing

Approved.

Who's fighting?

First allocate resources, then iterate on building a hut using a builder pattern. In the next sprint we literally sprint to catch the food. No exceptions. Forks are good, we need to fork the food to ingest it. Threads are even more important - use threads to create long strings to tie stuff. Don't forget about nips (assuming there won't be many women at the island)...

What about Dev Drama Devotion DDD?