anyone else’s bride threatening them with bodily harm if they buy flowers tomorrow?
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Mine bought herself chocolate and told me to walk along the road and pick her some. 🤷♂️
Is this a trap?
no, ive ignored this demand before and gotten in trouble…repeatedly 🤣
Buy some flowers & half way beat them up, throw them on the welcome mat, break one & hang it over the door handle or something. Write a note: "I know how you hate flowers so I destroyed these for you"
this is just insane enough and on brand enough for me to work 🤣
Buy her a book instead! 💕 💝