Oh, I learned a life lesson from baldur’s gate tonight and wanted to share with you all, just in case:
Never trust a goblin witch in a troll dungeon. She will drug your ass, brand you, and then eat your soul.
Happened to me today. Zero chill.
Discussion
not ALL goblin witches in troll dungeons! that's racist
Dude like all of her friends were complicit
New life goals...become goblin witch and live in troll dungeon so I can drug, brand, and eat unsuspecting souls...but with glitter and sparkles and stuff.
Being the goblin witch=great
Being lured BY the goblin witch=ass
Eating goblin witch ass...
FILTH (unless you’re into that kind of thing 🤫)
I be goblin dat ass
😂😂😂😂 here's your yarn party win
Be careful with Ass Goblin at D&D get togethers. She's a tough dungeon master.
Off topic: why is there no whip emoji?
I'm disappointed by this. Whapaaaa
How am I supposed to whip it, whip it real good?
You must whip it
Remember the Devo/Megadeth crossover album?
I do now! That's amazing 😂🔥
If there's a song that describes the current state of the world, that's it 😂😭
I don’t and I can’t play it because I’m still hiding in the dark like I’m 5 and I could have already showered 😭
Puzzles isn't very good at hide and seek...
I basically texted him and told him I’m hiding and that I wont stop until he comes and finds me, but nothing…..
It’s all in the wrist
Yes. I can actually do it, ranch childhood, natch.
Indiana jones is offensive
Take that back!! I love Indy 😍
He got canceled. I heard he got caught diddling some monkey skull 🤷♀️
👀 that monkey skull had it coming.
JFC 😱🤣
How do you manage to pit me and Nos against each other ☹️.
It's a gift 🤷♂️🤔😂
As long as it's not a back tattoo though 😂
I'd get a Noshole tramp stamp 😂
I actually have a tramp stamp kind of, but it’s to
The side and up a little. But I have lots of tattoos 🤷♀️
Is it a heart with tribal art?
No. It’s a diagram lol
Then it's not a tramp stamp. They had to have the tribal art.
Could be worse
Truly
Who was worn better? 🤣🤣
Omf 😂 this is the trend nostr after dark needed
Fun fact, I've never deleted my Amethyst downloads folder. There's like 1200 pictures in it. So much material 🤣
Needs googly eyes
Sounds like something a goblin witch would say to unsuspecting trolls just before drugging them 🤔
🫣 me? Never. But drink this and come with me
nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r broke it, so no emoji anymore
Damn Aussie's 😤
🦯 a cane will have to suffice
Lesson learned, thanks for reporting back 🙏
Anytime. Wouldn’t want anyone to make the same mistake 🫂
Never played it but I'm pretty sure we use the same controller.
I'm too stressed to sleep😅.