Being able to urinate with a sleeping baby on your chest, is one of life’s most necessary skills.
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I’m so glad someone else has also mastered this 🤣
Many a wet leg, foot, and floor but now I can go “blind” 😂
Legends, word is nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g has mastered the awake child trip
😂😂😂 that kid staying asleep is way more important than me not looking like an idiot taking a leak 🤣
I’m going to be honest here. We were on a road trip and I took one of our kids for a nap to a park not too far away from the motel. She was asleep and I had to drop a deuce. It was game time. I was only 20 minutes into it and I had three options.
1. Go to motel bathroom, wake her up and poo.
2. Attempt a bush poo with her on my chest, leaves for toilet paper and the chance of being arrested for indecent exposure.
3. Squeeze and pray.
I went with option 3.
My birthday was a week later and my wife got me a box of adult diapers and my kids made me a shirt that said “I pooed my pants but my baby didn’t wake up”.