Dick

I had a vegan friend once... once!

Shit

Grass

Bean burger with 2 slices of bacon

Make them some rice and beans but hide a ton of lard in the beans.

Bread 🤷‍♀️

Idk maybe just grab some grass and leaves

Do you know how to fry tofu? Usually premarinated in vegetable broth

Tofurkey

wow them with some freedom fries

cauliflower

Dynavaps I think

My vegan friend: this burger is amazing, are you sure it comes from a plant?

Me: yes, quite sure! The meat processing plant.

Box of wine

Oatmeal with oat milk

Update: he had salmon, he is a shitty vegan

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At some point after various collapse events, a finished steer will cost more and more. Eventually it will surpass 1 BTC. It will be a strange mish-mash of opposing forces, but I'd bet a six-pack of beer we will have enough of both kinds of culture to see that intersect. Now, at that point, in a Matrix-like scene with the steak, which will your guest choose? The meal that pulverized our topsoil, along with all of the other negative externalities, or some nice tofu? My guess, if we our honest, and there are no other strings, would be, "holy shit, I'll take the steak". But, seriously... fry up some tofu in slices, and throw it on some rice with veggies... no big deal.