What if instead of birds not being real, it’s actually squirrels that aren’t real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren%27t_Real
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Dogs worldview shattered…
Back in the 90’s we always thought rabbits were not real, why our saying around the bonfire was “shhh, the rabbits “ 🐇
*add the squirrels' scene from Rick and Morty*
Squirrels not real! Don’t confuse the shit out of my dogs.
As a person who battles squirrels every single day I can assure they are real... Real disrespectful.
#foodstr #hunting #cooking
I take out as many government spy drone squirrels as possible. Recycle them with Franks Red Hot and buttermilk biscuits. 
I nearly got rolled by a gang of squirrels while walking through Hyde park in London 😆
They is fucking real
One time I tripped over a squirrel. Ran in front of me while I was walking on the sidewalk at university.
We don't have then in Australia.
We have lots of weird animals but no squirrels.
Probably because the lethal animals you have in Australia ate them all 😂
Rick and Morty highlight the squirrel. conspiracy.
What if the birds are controlling the squirrels?
Think you are off base with this one nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a The economic cost of replacing and repairing the amount of squirrels ran over by vehicles every year would cause the government to print a tremendous amount of fiat.
Wait….. never mind. Squirrels definitely aren’t real.
Squirrel was in my plum tree the other day and almost peed on me
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