meta https://www.platformer.news/p/meta-is-building-a-decentralized
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More like Redundant
Lmao glhf zuck
Something else for you to inform yourself about. Today, Silicon Valley Bank was shut down, making it the 2nd largest banking failure in US history.
lol, late to the party
inevitable
This is a meta joke
This is a joke right? It's not April fools yet
Gfy
meta beta
The credibility of nostr will be compromised again as “decentralized” will be viewed as a buzz word when larger, more recognizable names try to build their own platform.
So when I sneeze next time I won’t see Advil ad? I am good thanks
“We’re exploring a standalone decentralized social network for sharing text updates,”… “We believe there’s an opportunity for a separate space where creators and public figures can share timely updates about their interests.”
Wow, what a novel idea! What if this decentralized social network also allowed users to share “Other Stuff,” too??
Maybe you could even transmit those text Notes and Other Stuff by relays??
Idk just a thought.
Also could be nice to be able to zap these notes ⚡️
I’m picturing gollum, staring at the ring, drooling and brain dead from poison.
He’s trying to capture his next thought, but his brain is REKT from the ring, so….
He decides to pleasure himself by fondling his genitalia…climaxes and then dies from over exertion.
The headstone reads: Here lies Mark, of META.
Google was late to the NLP game, ChatGPT took the cake
Meta is late to nostr game, Damus/BlueSky/Amethyst will take the cake 🎂
I tried to warn you guys..

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Nostrbook NGMI 😂
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery …
Didn‘t they do the currency as well?
its a DINO service
This part is very true, and it is a great challenge for #Nostr:
"Still, no one has yet built a profitable, global-scale decentralized network."
A concrete sign of the company's desperation to stay relevant.
With tons of ads.
This part is very true, and it is a great challenge for #Nostr:
"Still, no one has yet built a profitable, global-scale decentralized network."
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They are building it by making sure it happens elsewhere it’s true
Buy my zuck bux in my deCenTraLized mEtaVerse plz bro, im begging u bro plz
Would not buy any meta stocks anymore.
lol anything run by Meta/Facebook will *not* be "decentralized" *or* censorship resistant. Quite the opposite based on the last 3 years of mass censorship from the company.
Phu King #Rekt
They have the bank roll to jump on trends (Libra Coin anyone?) But not the grassroots tech, cypher and futurist thinkers and innovators to accurately build the next networks we want or need.
My bet is they codevelop some useful AI or AR apps and tech.
Pandora's box has already been opened - innovators don't want centralized tech.
What are the incentives?
Jack, please tell me you texted him that he’s an idiot and that’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard! Surely you’ve got his number.
Lulz good one Zuck! This will go as well as Diem did…

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Fuck Meta honestly.
"decentralised" centralised 😂you cannot make this stuff up.
Trying to keep my nostr comments positive, but like meta has a really bad track record with new projects...
HFSP
It amazes me how good they are at being one step behind. It actually takes some serious skill.
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Yep
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So decentralized. Just sign in with your instagram...
They were building this for a while. Jobs started on this project last summer. Problem is, meta doesn’t respect privacy enough.
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Imagine logging in to Nostr using your Facebook account! 🤡
Will be a meta-flop.
🤟🤡🤳
Miss me with that nonsense
It's all about trust.
:rofl: meta's being meting decentralized interesting..
Ok guys its over. Go home
The great thing about contributing to Bitcoin and Nostr is you are deciding up front not to own and control all the things. This frees you mentally and allows improvement on your creations beyond just your resources.
The puzzling realization in the article was: Two Billion daily Meta users! There ia 8B people on planet and less than 6B use the internet.
Then I understood: Watsapp!
SMS is dead and Meta basically owns its former user base.
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Libra 2.0 😂😂😂
There's a lot of buzz around your post.
Added to the https://member.cash/hot feed
Is this like when they were going to make an algorithmic stablecoin? 🤣
World’s first “I just heard about Nostr and I’m here to fix it!”?
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I'm just glad that I'll be able to have conversations with my friends without worrying about the algorithm showing me ads for products we talked about.
🤣🤣
The fear is real...
#[1] , what is this? Why does it sound similar to what we have been bilding? Aka. Nostr
It's probably going to be more like Mastodon than Nostr.
Is Bluesky using Nostr?
This is going to be fun..
meta is like the IOI corp from Ready Player One. 😆
What do you think about it? 😊








