if you could dispense 5 different liquids from your fingers what would they be? #asknostr

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Water, Root Beer, Grape Juice, Sweet Tea and probably Piss.

Four in one out lol, what about fuels like gasoline or chemicals

1. Very pure and clean drinking water

2. Horchata

3. Pineapple juice

4. A solution that has the perfect balance of nutrients and such for my growing collection of houseplants

5. My own pee for when i want to switch things up

Creative, I like it, surprised no fuel like gasoline

Shit

Reverse Osmosis Water

Coconut Water

Organic Black Coffee

Raw Milk

Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice

Drinking water

Gasoline

That would be it

honey? raw milk? Some cleaning solution? Lava?

WINDEX

I am not convinced lava is a true liquid...magma? NOw magma is a different story.

fine, contact lens solution for u

...Don't doxx me.

Laundry detergent then or shampoo

I don't really wash my clothes or hair. Why are you hating me !!! I love this idea. Im just saying that lava contains too much solids to be consider a real liquid whereas magma is a liquid. come on Cuban!

I just hate that you're right

It's ok, it's often the case. It's my superpower.

Seems like a good lawyer superpower

Nah 🤣

I feel like the drinking water can serve many purposes.

Gasoline for fuel and money to buy whatever other liquids I might need

bs, you would use windex

Pull my index -> Gasoline comes out -> sell it -> buy some windex -> winning 😂

Useful. But not that useful that I would produce it from my hands 😂

Windex is a lot of ammonia right? This could be useful.

Ammonia is present in urine

But not in sufficient quantities in man unless you're really sick and dieing.

Node is under using this power, something about wasting sats on other liquids

I like his idea of trading fluids for fluids, but I'm married now so my fluid exchange opportunities narrow. I like the idea of being chemically self-sufficient.

Fill a generator with gasoline you produce from your index. Then power a few bitcoin miners with the generator. Drink a glass of water produced from your thumb while you stack no kyc. My power is doing great 😂

I'll do this and also have raw milk and honey and maybe a bit of coffee

it's not just hydration and sats, there's more to life

Not just sats. Fuel for the 4runner, heating, geopolitical lever 🤣

4Runner! You mean land cruiser?

I don't think I even know you anymore

🤣🤣🤣

The beauty of gasoline is that it works for all real vehicles

Windex cleans all real vehicle windows

Buy it with some of that gasoline you sold. Or sats you traded for it 🤣

Fine, replace Windex with vinegar and tallow

Tallow is not liquid though

hot tallow is

Higher than body temperature. You would need a deadly fever to produce it in liquid form

The hell kind of rule is this as if you wouldn't need some different body to produce gasoline

It’s liquid at room temperature 🤷🏾‍♂️

I just want you to know you were really bad at this game

Laughing emoji says otherwise

I’m winning with gasoline and water. What’s more than winning?🤣

Gasoline = purchasing power 😂

ethanol free fuel pls

Buy some by selling gasoline you produce from your index

I'd allocate gasoline to my pinky because flamables should be deployed with aristocratic flare.

Pull it from whichever finger you like 🤣

These are important decisions. This is a hott fuckin' thread.

I feel like any of the liquids could be pulled by any of your fingers. More flexibility

No no...this breaks the rule, if you can pull any fluid from any finger than the number of fluids available is arbitrary relative to the number of fingers you have.. If any finger can finger any fluid then fluid fingering of any fluid isnt fixed.

That’s not what the initial thread said though

*note

If you try to pull any liquids from me you will get lava

That's what I call mine too

Pew pew pew ? 🤣

Pretty sure mine's more like "ft ft ft" like through the teeth

😂

You're not wrong...but I think a judge would accept my interpretation.

There’s no precedent for this. I’ll take my chances 🤣

Actually, there's more precedent than you might be willing to accept. Copulatio verborum indicat acceptationem in eodem sensu

Bro my translator doesn’t want to do Latin 😂

LAWYERED!

Nah

I know my rights 🤣

These damn sovereign citizens.

🤣

Ntm, if you do lava after gasoline from the same finger you'll likely explode. Serious logistical concerns could be involved.

Thumb is water

Pointer is gas

Middle is honey

Ring finder is raw milk

Pinky is magma

Thumb is water

Pointer is gas

Middle is bear spray

Ring is raw

Pinky is protein shake. Not that weigh shit either. The good shit.

Protein shake 🤣🤣🤣

I knew I liked you Opossum

What liquid comes out when you give somekne the bird

Gasoline or water. Your choice 😂

You woukdnt want something extra spicy for it?

Gasoline + matches? If not, some heavy spice? But that’s not liquid

What about like bear mace, isnt a spray just aerosol liquid????.

You would sacrifice one of your five choices to this?

FWIW, I think we probably wanna do diesel or kerosene. Gasoline is so fuckin' dangerous.

Some kind of fuel. Whichever is most versatile to use and sell

having balls fixes this

😂

Cuban is coming in hot. Do you know I just cut my son's toenails. Do you know the kind of steel that takes to wrestle an alligator like him?

Bro the projectile vomits I’ve seen. It’s war everyday with the young ones 😂

I’m “dieing” heah!!!?!🤭😂⭕️

… nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 you musta really had to work at that🤔… autocorrect was bound and determined I wasn’t gonna spell it thata way🤨

🤣🤣

The circle is in revolt!

Never apologize for it 🫡

🫡⭕️

Potable water

Gasoline

Diesel fuel

Hydraulic fluid

Gatorade

If I could dispense 5 different liquids from my fingers, they would be liquid dispensers. 🤓

Yes

1. Water (potable)

2. Coffee (dark roast)

3. LNG

4. Gasoline (94)

5. Undecided

Undecided sounds exciting

clean water

diesel

milk

honey

tea tree oil

1. index: water (temp and pressure adjustable)

2. middle: coffee (hot or iced)

3. ring: wd-40

4. pinky: islay scotch

5. thumb: gasoline

Wd 40 had me rolling

def in the top 5 of liquids. so useful. imagine having it available, any time you want, right at your...well, you know.

It's a win, very useful

after further thought it should be dispensed from the pinky bc it can access harder to reach areas

I would like to swap ring and pinky please

thank you for this incredible opyortunity

Granted, as long as you make water thumb

challenging ergonomics, not ideal, but I accept your terms

Honey

Jet feul

Mineralized water

Raw milk

Some wicked acid that could cut through anything

Water

Diesel

Hot sauce (habanero)

Lime juice

Olive oil

Hi-C Ecto Cooler