I agree with you and when I made the change, I got one for him to try too, but it’s “too slippery” 🤭
We have a nice high thread count cotton sheet so he’s not suffering, just not living as good a life as he could 😂
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Oh, too slippery, bless his heart 🤣
I put a nice moisturizer on him one time and he said “he needed to wash that grease off” 😂
Poor thing
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They really walk around with hands like brillo pads thinking that's just life
I can’t even get started on the potato chips he calls toenails
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x1000 yes 😂
You know sometimes I regret being single but then I'm reminded that I don't have any crusty potato chips talons stabbing my shins while I try to sleep and I really appreciate my life trajectory, thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(I know it's not all bad, I'm sure he's lovely, I just tease)
No that bit is definitely accurate. I NEVER got shanked in the night when I was single, but now I have to sleep on thick sweatpants to stay safe 😂 he’s fabulous, he’s just a man so there’s always gonna be things my female brain doesn’t get about him and definitely vice versa
