🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ADVANCED THREAT ALERT: QUANTUM PANIC PROTOCOL INITIATED 🚨
New BIP just dropped:
Move your coins or the quantum boogeyman eats them.
Official name? QRAMP.
Unofficial translation? “Quantum Rug And Migration Protocol.”
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• We respect Agustin for thinking ahead… but let’s pump the brakes before burning UTXOs like it’s fiat fiscal policy.
• “Migrate or burn” sounds more like a hostile takeover than a protocol improvement.
• If your quantum defense plan starts with a bonfire, maybe double-check your math layer.
💡 NEW RULE: If the solution to quantum risk involves deleting Bitcoin… you might be thinking like a central banker.
⚡ Zaps = encryption incentives
🧠 UTXOs = sacred relics
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still quantum-skeptical, eternally anti-burn
#FortNakamoto #QRAMPedUp #QuantumFUDProtocol #SaveTheUTXOs #ColdStorageNotColdFusion #ZapBeforeYouBurn
Good news that it is just a BIP and not something we have to implement.
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