Decentralized theater 🎭

No room for a day of scrambling.

1) What

wait what

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THAT CUNT IS A LEMON

THERE IS NO NICE WAY TO SAY IT.

TOTAL FUCKING LEMON 🍋

He's so..dumb

Psychopath… with bad grammar

Is this even a pitch for a horror movie?

Has Vitalik become a genre of his own oeuvre?

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What does that even mean. Shows how unserious he is about scaling Etherium to be a real store of value.

😂😂

Yeah they just turn it off

It's all going to zero in bitcoin terms so all holders will loose their money no mater what he codes.

Backwards

L1 consensus failure here, rollback hard fork there, that's what blockchain is all about, right? 🤪

Vitalik's displays of motivated reasoning are legendary

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Make layer one complex again!

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It's okay if one's brain fails; other body parts do not bear the burden then.

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And if you've made the L1 so complicated that you can't fix it if it breaks? You're a turkey waiting for Thanksgiving.

So the plan is “scramble for a few days” until it works again