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I need to fart, real quick 🐶🐾🤣
Prefer the squekers, eh? (Real quick)
I'm cuming
If you experience turbulence stay calm and tuck your head between your legs and the captain will take her in for a safe landing.
Gold 🤣🤣🤣
"Move over".
hahaha
I'm about to make like DB Cooper and pull out while the going is good.
What’s DB Cooper? 🤔
Mad story Marie. Guy sucessfully robbed a plane in 1971, jumped out the back of her with a big bag of cash, nobody knows who the fuck he was: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
Famous guy who stole a large amount of cash, while on an airliner, and jumped out of the back of an older type airplane. A long time ago, and he was never caught.
I can't believe I paid this much to be stuck beside some snoring bitch for 8 hrs .
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We’re about to take off
In the case you are not satisfied with our service, you can leave the using exits which are clearly marked
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It Stinks in here
But I don't want to return to the upright position...
I’m good at squeezing big things into small spaces
I certainly missed your comments to this the other day 😂
😂 sorry I missed it
You also missed nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g he was here for a few hours causing havoc as usual 😂
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In case of an emergency, pull on it until it inflates, and then slide down and hop on.
That's not where that goes.
You’re on a roll 🤣😂
I could do this all day. In fact for me, (you know that saying "get a good pair of shoes and a good bed because if you're not in one you're probably in the other." ?) if I'm not in bed I'm probably around aircraft. 😊 So this is pretty much me just telling you all the things I said here and there 🤣
Right up your alley 😂
Is that what I think it is?
Where do you think you're going with that?
Come back here!
Go around.
Let's do a touch and go
V1, rotate.
Roger Dildo, In and Out.
What? Dildo? You say that on a plane?
nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns there’s someone just as good as you at this! 😂
Impossible 😂
Prepare the runway, I’m about to lay down some rubber.
I have literally never said that anywhere.
Guess you don’t use condoms? 😂😜
Never!
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Doesn’t everyone practice safe sex? 🤔
But no, danger sex is totally a thing.
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I can tell you’re interested, would you like to know more?
I think I got it now 😂
Make sure you tell all your friends how effective I am.
I somehow don’t think anyone would say that on a plane? 😂
Oh I didn’t think we were still doing that.
☝🏻👈🏻 and that one works both ways
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What else am I forgetting?
I could have swore I turned that off before I left.
Don't touch that!
Come back in 5.
Fine, I'll do it myself.
😂
If you want something done right…
I say this all the time 😂
Just, stand back.
Hold that there, don't move until I say so.
This is really important, I need you to keep track of it.
I have an urgent request for you.
Are you busy?
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
Stop hogging the blanket!
im Instagram famous, you fucking bum
Wow, Matata you say this in both a bedroom and on a plane? 🤣😂
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Those other guys are a figment of your imagination! They aren’t fucking real!
My work here is done.
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