Ninja please…

Ninja please…

🥷 pls
They disrespect my honor!!
First they took out Samouri Wallet, now they take our Samourai Weapons. Enough is enough. #stay_samourai_or_die
Damn those Ninjas!
how will i slice my water bottles?
“Clearly, constable, it’s a bottle opener and NOT a ninja sword. Here’s the receipt to prove it.”
We are going to eating without cutlery soon. Maybe knives aren’t the problem…….
When they ban guns, people will kill with knives.
When they ban knives, people will kill with rocks.
When they ban rocks, people will kill with hands.
When they ban hands, people will bite each other to death.
And since they've banned hands, they'll have no way to introduce new legislation banning anything else, so stay humble and stack Crest, plebs.
I’m sorry. We are talking some really bad ninjas of their swords are being banned.
*laughs in American and buys more 5.56 ammo*
What if your bite people because your incisors are kind of like knives
But then only criminal ninjas will have swords...
The only thing that stops a bad ninja with a sword is s good ninja with a sword 🤡
These silly politicians haven’t figured out that they also need to ban criminals.
But then only criminals will commit crime.... Wait a minute
(Sweden already did this btw, it's working out great for them 😆)

The only thing that stops a bad American with a gun is s good American with a gun 🤡
Pretty soon ober there you wont be able to lift your hand to defend yourself. I would definitely find ways to leave. Come to where you can protect yourself and family with a ar-15 and have 30 clips
The UK is beyond cucked.
It's not the ninja swords that are the problem.
These guys are idiots
Soon they will be banning rocks 🤣