I’ve said it once and I’m saying it again. Yes, Bezos traded in that perfectly normal looking woman for whatever the hell that thing is, but the fact that the wedding “gift” to the guests was a pair of Amazon slippers really pisses me off. What did they spend that 50 million on? Imagine being a guest…and you get the “gift bag”, I would be automatically be expecting a Rolex or some shit, but no…Amazon slippers. Not even Uggs 😂 I fucking can’t.
Discussion
Is it expensive Amazon slippers or?
No.
And that’s the only gift?
YUP 😂🪦
Interesting. I guess that’s how he became a billionaire 😂
Me: your gift is being invited to this party, be thankful!
Yeah like for my wedding that was fine because we had a normal budget, but…I would be pissed about those slippers
My wedding gift was letting them record me dancing to "I'm shipping up to Boston" by the dropkick murphies like a maniac. That's the best I could do.
I've not read a single thing myself, but I heard celebs get compensated to show
Yeah it’s not confirmed, but there’s speculation
The rich don’t stay rich wasting money they don’t have to
The wedding was 50 million dollars….
Imagine how much more it would have cost had it been Rolexes.
And don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll write it off their taxes as advertising costs or some shit
Yes, I logically get that, but if I was at that wedding, I would never have expected cheap ass slippers
Yeah but fuck them anyways. They came to kiss the ring, and they are probably way more interestedwith networking opportunities than the gift or the matrimony, for that matter.
I am a better business man than Bezos. Only Spent 0.01% on my wedding and in my personal opinion, got a much much better value. Six kids in AND she brings home the bacon, earns my keep so to speak.
Granted, we saved money on slippers by not buying any. Guests had to settle for homebrew.
Soooo…it sounds like your wife is the businessman 😂 respect
Renting a city comes at a price and yeah... she must be sucking it really good.
She’s a sex doll who can breathe
Yeah she literally looks like that. Wild.
Now that she’s married, the blowjobs and leg shaving is gonna stop real quick
Can confirm.
Am married.
Only have two children instead of a dozen.
Hahahaha exactly
It drops further at 30 weeks pregnant. Cuddling is even rare at that stage. 🤣
Puzzles is gonna know that life soon 😂
Wait.....
We’re just trying, I’m not preggers yet
I'm looking forward to Baby Puzzhole.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
Me too 😂 but not the pregnancy part
Yeah it's been a roller coaster this time.
My first daughter wasn't too rough on mom but this one has been bad.
A lot of sick at the start, middle was stable and now at the end she's having trouble moving with sciatic pain.
Ugh that’s the fear. Plus with my endometriosis, I already have a wonky uterus so it’s either gonna wreak havoc on my body or be a really good experience. Hope wifey feels better soon or finds something that helps🥰
hopefully your uterus will be like "oooooohhh this is what we're doing now" and get with the program 😆
I don't care about Bezoz 😅
I think pregnancy can be hard, but in the end you will be one of the most badass moms ever 💜
Can’t believe yall are talking about this lovely creature like that🤭😂😂😂
👇😳😖
Most terrifying thing I've seen all day. Need the eye bleach.
Would
I think he got all of Venice to himself and his guests.
Yeah. So why did they even bother handing out cheap slippers?
Amazon has extra and Bezos figured giving them away would be free advertising?
Honestly Venice isn't even a good venue for that size wedding. Too cramped, unless they actually secured one of the main plazas, which I doubt.
Lolololololololololol
I had to go on a quest to find this video, it needed to be in this thread. Thankfully nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qye8cpd is the man... uh, dog.