Okay okayyy…I’m having an extremely dumb moment and need help

So..women…have vagina doctors called gynecologists/OBGYNS

And men…have what exactly?

What I’m trying to ask: is there a dick and balls equivalent to an OBGYN and what is that doctor called?

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Proctologist

That’s butthole. Women can see them too, right?

You do not have a prostate

Yeah…but I have a large intestine, colon, and anus 😂

Alright stop bragging

😂

is it about suppositories again? 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t tend to stick things up my ass unless it’s medically necessary

Unfortunately, I can no longer find the memes and notes about it from a few weeks ago 🤣

#Buttsickles

???

That's right, don't go telling anyone where the seed phrase is stored...

#overheardincornychat

It's 2025 Dan, she can have a prostate if she wants. 😂😂

True 💅😂😂

🧔‍♀️ It's ma'am!!!

I dont think thats how it works...neat trick though

...I'm not a biologist...🤣🤣🤣

Now now dont you go sweet talking me.

That's going to be awkward dinner convo. She's Pro-State he's libertarian

They have an open and honest relationship, it will go swimmingly 😂

Women can see buttholes, yes

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nutcrackers

They’re called dick and balls doctors.

That’s what I call them.

No. Woman have a more technical aspect to their bit's and pieces, thus, they require a whole separate branch of medicine. Men just have a few tubes and stuff so we just fall under regular medicine.

Ok so if your dick gets a cold, who do you see?

A urologist.

What about balls?

Urballogist

😂

It would just be a GP (General Practitioner).

With men, there's very little that can go wrong with your dick, so a GP will know what's wrong with it. Your balls are similar. Lump on your balls🤔? You'll be referred to a Radiologist.

That’s so wild whereas my GP would have to refer me to gyno

no special balls doctor. this sexist society, i tell ya hwut

urologist or andrologist

I think andrologist is the answer. Never heard of it til just now.

I think andrologists and urologist are very similar

Yeah I think andro is a speciality under uro now that I googled

I'm just wondering whether more men or women have this job

That was my next question because there’s a lot of male gynos and I’m like “yeah right am I listening to you, you have no idea”

was also surprised how many gynecologists are men in the hospital

but I think penis and balls md is also ok

Men typically see a Urologist....

Good morning 🌞🌄 beautiful 😍❤️

Morning!

💁

TIL. I have never met an andrologist, but would like to have a conversation with one. So much I’m unaware of 😂

faster then gigi 🤭🏃

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the Dick Doctor

Well yeah 😂

🎵I called the dick doctor, he told me what to do, do do, do do🎶

Dick, doc, next cock

😂

Gotta go in for my yearly cocksmear.

😂

I have been putting mine off. its so unpleasant

I bet

Urologists. Because pee is stored in the balls, I guess.

Wait really???

No, but yes they’re really called urologists and yes it’s basically just pee plus dick’n’balls stuff.

I’m learning so much today

Urologist🤣 And if it's something else, they'll send them further. But mine saw the urologist when it came to testing fertility, pee doctors cover a lot of ground.

This ☝️☝️ There are many specialists that fall under this heading.

So many people who want to see the dick hide under that

My dad got a referral to a urologist named Dr. Wang 🤭🤭

Is his first name Richard? 😂

😂 I wish

Okay so that is such a trip because I’ve been to a urologist a few times for kidney stones and I’m usually the only female😂

I was usually the only one under 60🥲

Oh yeah. I was the youngest as well for sure 😂

Urologist

Ann Perkins.

I never watched that show 🫣

It's not as good as The Office but it's fun.

Haven’t really watched much of the office either😂 I think it’s always sunny is one of the only newer shows I got into.

I fuckin LOVE Danny devito. Everytime he's at the bar swinging his legs while the gang says some dumb shit I laugh my ass off.

Have you ever watched that older show “taxi” where he kind of got started comedically? One of my all time favorites

A few episodes 20 years ago...

I started rewatching it all a few years ago, it’s been awesome

Taxi is the shiiiiiit. Still my favorite sitcom.

🤝 Danny devito AND Christopher Lloyd? Gold

The craziest thing is that pretty much every actor was an unknown when they started that show, and most went on to get long successful careers. A great cast all around 💯

that's a miss

I know, I have super unpopular behaviors😂

I'm in a state of using it as a lullaby 🤪

One of my friends said that too when I told her I didn’t watch. She was like “what the hell do you fall asleep to?”

Surely it is a Cocktor.

Could also be a Dicktor. 👀

Yeah but cocktor rhythms

Good point. I hadn't cocksidered that. It's hard to cum up wit deez.

If it keeps being that hard, might wanna see a cocktor🤭

If it lasts more than 4 hours, I'm calling a Nurse!

Urologist, ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How should I know? 🤭

fair enough 🤣

TBH, I didn't know what they were called either. 😅

See? It’s not as obvious

Urologist

This saddens me because it’s not just for men

Doesn’t matter. He’s the one we see for prostate and such. We’re in good hands 🤣

My last uro was a female. Had no idea she was swabbing dicks on the side until today

Uros need to earn Nos. Inflation…something something…

I would have tipped her if I had known the troubles she was about to see in the next room

I’m so grateful to not have a prostate.

There’s no reason a doctor needs to finger MY butthole for any reason, right?

🤭

We just go to the GP.

At the last possible moment before we feel like death is a genuine possibility.

😂 after it’s fully detached

Well that's the ultimate end game. Multiple sticks in the rack.

Don’t worry, the future will have bionic peepees, I’m sure of it

Yes the 'free the gigantic robot cocks' movement is surely imminent.

Horrifying

Men can have gynecologists too

Damn. I just verified this 🤯

They're called proctologists. 👀

Jeffrey dahmer would have eater there every day 😂

I just call Steve who lives down the street and he comes over to help

Men aren't as important for the survival of the human race so we don't actually have a doctor like that where we get regular checkups. Plus we have two balls and our dicks are pretty durable lol

Dick doc, next cock. 🍆👨‍⚕️🩺⏭️🐓

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Men have low maintenance parts, any general body mechanic can service them.

Urologists, primarily, but also Proctologists.

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But I don’t think it works like this xdd

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Weirrrrrd but I could see this happening

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Urologist