the stripper doesn't love me :(
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We love you Calle
If you just pay her more, surely she'll come around!
😂I know why
They never do!
I'm sure she will on day 2.
Lesser of 2 evils has been undefeated for decades.
90% of simps quit right before they finally get the girl...
Try again
100x this
some meme once said "simping for a politician is like expecting that the stripper will love you back" and it's god damn true 😂
truth is good to face.
NooooooooooOoooooOoooooo 
i don’t beliebe it
F
Did you try giving her the nut?
Zap her
surely you can save her
don't you EVER give up hope man! you got this!
Call her back, she might actually love you... 💜