Excuse me, but I need to ask you a fundamental question:

As an Italian, I cannot conceive how those who do not have bidets manage to wash their asses after defecating. ๐Ÿคท

Do you shower every time, do you wash in the sink, do you always use wet wipes or do you think that toilet paper cleans you well? ๐Ÿค”

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How would you clean if you went camping without a bidet?

That's a short time, it fits, I meant every day of your life, at home.

But what would you do?

I would use wet wipes or failing that I would use slightly damp toilet paper.... But as soon as possible I would shower my private parts.

The shower method is what I do. Poop first then shower.

No wet wipes?Toilet paper and liquid soap. Cleans butthole well.

Oh boy...

Wet wipes over here โœ‹

I usually scrub with a "dude wipe" when I get home. I think most Americans would consider bidets to be unsanitary (myself included), its not about whether that's true or not, I'm just not convinced that some degenerate hasn't splattered the nozzle with explosive diahrea. I knew a guy that said he loved his bidet, and when left without one he'd spit on the toilet paper, he'd say "what! Its not gross, its my own spit!"

โ€œI'm just not convinced that some degenerate hasn't splattered the nozzle with explosive diahrea. โ€œ

This ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™ve always wondered how you guys manage to wash yourself properly considering your water tank is the size of a mini fridge.

Maybe because you guys have a bidet so need less time to get washed? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

This content right here folks ๐Ÿ‘†haha love to see ppl posting any and all things

Its a secret

Shower. Iโ€™m planning to get a bidet when my house is done.

Wet the toilet paper

My hotel in Miami last month had a bidet. Every time I have pooped since then has not been the same. ๐Ÿ˜ญ I need to get one.

Just snag one of these or a comparable brand. Game changer. https://luxebidet.com/products/neo-185-plus

#Bitcoin & Butt Care

Guys. You know this. I started this campaign months ago! haha

#buttstuff

Fix the Butts

Fix the World

They also sell them at Samโ€™s and Costco on a regular basis. ๐Ÿ‘€

I was not a believer just 2 short years ago. Now they are on every toilet I interact with even ones not in the homeโ€ฆ

Happy bidet user over here ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ #grownostr #poopstr

Bidets are pretty common in Miami.

I love Miami, although I've never been there.

๐Ÿ’ฉ in the shower

Bidets are life changing. I have a travel bidet that goes in my backpack now too.

A clean butt is a happy butt.

wet paper

Been using a bidet for years ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ

I believe toilet paper is enough. I shower each evening.

Have a bidet. Use toilet paper only unless I can tell Iโ€™m gonna need reinforcements. #bidet

I haven't used toilet paper since I went to Cuba at 14years old. After leaving the tourist part, some of the houses didnt have running water or even a fully fuctional bathroom. They used a big bucket of water and a bar of soap instead of paper. Immediately after asking where the paper was, I got ranked on for being "de la yuma" ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃI have bidet sprays on all of my toilets and have urged my family member to do the same. I LOVE that when I went to Europe, every single bathroom in every country had a bidet (Italy, France, Spain & Amsterdam)

This clip from Deadpool explain my sentiments on why Americans should quit using toilet paper:

https://youtu.be/OpBM4JRs1mU

I feel like I shouldn't have read the comments. I can't stop laughing though ... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

It is a missing element in out bathrooms, thatโ€™s for sure. If I ever own a house, itโ€˜ll have one.

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Bidet is nice but have you tried Japanese washlet

Also if you've been to the Philippines you will recognize this ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://nostr.build/i/f32f0b5317a70437a2fabc15e1079e91801d195781c2e8c2b50a8bb7427528e8.webp