6yo: “Dad I think I’m done with low stakes gummy bears and it’s time for me to move on to high stakes poker”

*proceeds to pulls out a couple 20 dollar bills I have no idea where he got from*

wtf

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Dude my kid has been playing poker with me for years. Had the exact same convo with her at around that same age. Poker is a great game for kids to learn.

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It sounds like it’s time to exchange/upgrade him to Sats

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😂😂

Boy has more cash than I do lmao

🤣 mine did something similar recently

Haha xD

😂😂😂😂

Kid just destroyed me

Absolute king

Before you know it, he’ll be pulling out is Coldcard.

He’s got some Satscards already care of #[4]​ 💜

will what are those things next to the chips

Monopoly money

⚡️are for your kid :)

Need to set up an account on my node for him now

amazing

college fund! but what’s college to the future generation???

When robbing you parents goes right.

At least its was only funny money

Ugh fiat

Jk

Think I would use real money with this shark!?

Shaka lil bro - pv 🫂💚

Lol

🫂 been there

I leave for 2 hrs and he’s now gambling with my money? 😂 he got that from my drawer.

I was wondering…

Head up 👑 Grats bud!

😂😂😂

I used to save some money that my parents used to give to eat at school. I was wondering if he did that too 😂

Now that you say that he asked me for some money for a ‘fair’ at his school…🤔 haha

My real reason was to buy Pokemon’s action figure.

I’m looking forward to when you guys find out what his real business is all about 👀

Hahaha

Mystery solved

#[2]​ Lil zap on this note is for your son (

Making the Queen proud.

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

My kids blow my mind everyday…😂

Skin in the game 😏

lmao

Looks like he’s still playing with funny money though. Gonna need to bust out the lightning wallet for the next step. 😂

Ah man excited for more things like this, mine has just learnt ‘no’ and using it liberally

An opportunity to teach a lesson in what gambling does to your hard earned money.

Now that’s one legendary kid

Canadien dollars though, so it’s like 8 bucks American. 😂

That kid is going places 🤣

💯

the kid means BUSINESS

Cleaned ♦️ 🃏 ♣️ by your Kid 👦 🤣 priceless!

He’s a little hustler 💰💸💵

How can i get verified bro

You should make a cashu mint for the two of you and really raise the stakes.