Now what the hell is the Primal House, I thought it was a joke.
The jake paul effect is strong
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I thought it was just a house full of people who are working on Primal? But I honestly have no clue
No. I’m pretty sure they’re people primal is paying to live in a house and advertise their stuff. No developers there😂
Wait, really? That sounds like a good gig
Sounds like a fiat gig
You think so? I'd demand BTC payment
No. I mean having an influencer house is a fiat thing to do no matter how they are paid
I too am looking for a permanent beach vacation
Well take off your shirt, play some bongos, and take videos of you buying fruits with bitcoin 😂
I have noticed that they never seem to wear shirts 😂
I lol’ed at half naked bongoers
Just stating the obvious 😂
It's a lot like ZBD, but with better looking half naked influencers. ZBD had a team of clothed girls as their influencers, paid to zap people and say how awesome it was.
Next will be shirtless women maybe? 🤔
One would hope. Man nipples are useless
What? Disagreed.
What do your nipples do for you?
Nothing apart from attract chafing.
I don’t think you’re using it right.
Them surely? Unless I’m meant to only use one?
Ask not what your nipple can do for you, but what you can do for your nipple
That’s right
Mine prevent my shirt from sticking to my body on warm days 😂
They provide orientation for which direction my shirt goes
what DON'T they do is the real question
Wirelessly transmit love from my soul into the ether.
Are you sure?
🤣
Maybe they should build a house with topless women. This kind of marketing could bring us millions of users within days 😅
Man Cringe? What about it?
it’s kind of like MTV’s The Real World, but shirtless.
what’s mtv’s real world?
One of the first “reality” shows, here’s the plot according to MTV:
“[several] strangers, picked to live in a house and have their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start being real”
What it is actually:
People live in a house and argue in between posing for the camera
😂 i see why my parents never let us watch reality tv
I ❤️ puck!
Puck was Gen X’s Johnny Knoxville. Had a skillset made for reality tv:
✅ he was his own biggest fan
✅ picked his nose on camera
✅ no other discernible skills
He ostensibly rode bmx too but never did it on camera so I don’t think you can count that.
Wasn't he a city bike messenger. There was some footage of that.
Primal house pretty much sums up my life during my early college years.
No it wasn't a frat house. Just a bunch of guys having the time of their lives.
¯\_ (ツ) _/¯
These replies sound like >0% cope that they’re not in shape 😬
I stole all their shirts sowry guys 