FUD nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skc34yxrm self-custodial embedded node is toddler simple. Send on-chain sats, open a channel, start zapping. There's no need to give your sats to someone else. Zaplocker makes it so you don't need an "always on" node.
We are talking about sending money unhindered by regulation, it's supposed to have a couple steps but they are not hard to take.