fuck yeah we were and they were fucking 🔥

well…not literally 🔥

If they were 🔥 the car washes wouldn’t be doing a good job

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So you’re serious, there’s a show about car washes?? 😂

I watched it at work with the guys this afternoon

Dr cleans up nice nostr:note1ruw3vx6ucdsau8ku38vx96angdrv6kxmgqrgfnump4nmf433yzysel9a9z

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OMG 😳 this is true, there is an actual show about it 😂

Geez I barely find 15 minutes each year to wash my own car, how can you watch other people washing other cars? 😱😆

Is TV that bad over there that you need to watch cars being washed 😂😂

What on planet Tanel earth….? Car wash shows?🤣🤣

Yeah 😂

It was… umm … for the kids. Yeah the KIDS loved them

Yeah sure, that’s what they all say 😂

Next up Whisker Wars "a reality show about the cutthroat (pun intended) world of competitive facial hair growing." 😁

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Ohhh noooo please nooooo 😳🤮

would watch

My money is on eye patch

tbh gives an unfair advantage

That’s why I picked him!! He’s beard-length ahead 🧔

OMG you guys are so weird! 😂

Plus… eye patch fahshun statement of course

This is 1 week, sign me up

I wanna pull eye-patches beard 😂

This took strange turn. But is nose hairs considered part of the beard?🤔 or nahhh?

Does he get extra points for growing a beard with only one eye?

Even more if there’s both eyes with patches 😂😂

🤣🤣

Nah I’ll pass on this dude 😂

Good bottom growth, weak upper cheek. No connection to sideburn. And no eye patch. Our first round.

And with that I know need to watch the show... 😓😱😆

#[7]​ would need to be a judge fr

What’s Jack mom #[8]​ think his beard? 🤔

Wait, what! That was Jack…well nah he still doesn’t make it in! 😂

Am I wrong? That’s Jack right?

I would say it is 🤓

Is that a new slow idea? "Is that Jack"

A new show idea 😓

Yes I like it…😂😂😂

Let's test the concept then!

Where's Jack? 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣gold!

🚀🤩🤣

Hmmm the one without the beanie on 😂 yes for sure!!

How have I not been following you?

#[2]​ popular lad! We celebrated his birthday 🎂 🥳 lil while back

Happy birthday!

Oh I missed that! 😆 Thanks! (It was 18 days ago but it seems that I didn't say or do anything remarkable for #[9] since then...)

Didn’t need to. Jus u bein u, is nuf🫶

Oh that's nice 💜💜💜

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSdbQLXpmPQ

🎶🎵She 🤙 likes 🤙 me for me!🎶🎵

Occasionally he gets a haircut and looks like this so you might remember him now 😂

🤣 Q-tip

I shall find a picture of a depraved blond drunk female Australian very very soon so I can get back at you!! 😡⚔️😆

Ohhh I love you, you know that! I adore you my gorgeous friend…and yes do find one of me, I’d love to see that 😂😂🫂

Be careful what you wish for!! 😁😁

She encourages it even! #gameon

Yeahhh… come on, show me your best drunken blonde Aussie pics 😂😂🫡

🫳🎤

😂😂 she ain’t Aussie 😂🤮

Oh it is you. Most definitely! 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 I cannot stop laughing!

I just spat out my 2nd cup of coffee ☕️ from laughing at this 🤣

Told you to be careful! 😁😁

🤣🤣 sorry #[7]​ but this funny 🤣🤣 🇦🇺 👑

Don’t be sorry this is one of funniest things I’ve ever seen here!

This is why I love llama 🦙🤣🤣🤣

🫂💜😉

Well guys, I don't want to but I need to leave and get some sleep!

If I don't, tomorrow I'll hate myself, hate you guys and hate everyone at work! 🤯

I wish you all a great night! 🫂💜🌚🌈

Good night GUI. Great to meet you!

Thanks! It was nice to meet you too new friend! ☺️

Good Night my beautiful llama 🦙 love you loads, sleep well and thanks for the laughs 😂🫂💜

It was long overdue! GN queen! 🫂💜

Good Night 🦙 🫂🫶

GN ! 🫂🫂

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🫂 and thanks for the big ⚡ btw 😉

🖕🐸🖕🫂

Peace my lama friend

Slept 3 hours.

Hate you all.

😆😭

Oh you have so much to catch up on 🫂😂

I already did. Took me 15 minutes. Tried not to awake suspicions at work when laughing. 😶‍🌫️

You're all crazy people. 😂

Still hate you though. 🤯

Love you back, shaved giraffe! 🐶🐾🫂😂😂😂💜

Oh can we, can we shave him again …please ⚡️🙏

I don’t have that pic! Who got it? 🐶🐾😂😂😂

Never, since heroin kills bruh.

How has #mainvolume done more?

Guess deviance goes deep.

Here it is

We go again toilet queen? 🤔🤣

Love me now?? 😂

Hate you more! I was with a student and it kept ringing.

I have to mute my phone GDI! 🤣😡

Yes, rule number 1.. as soon as you get onto Nostr you mute your phone 📱😂

Or I explain to them that it is an Aussie 🚽👸 that keeps sending me cents as SATs zaps because she wants to shave me.

I think they would leave me alone very quickly! 🤣

Yes great explanation!!

They should go away now, or maybe join Nostr 😂

It’s your fault for zapping back ⚡️😂

You reap out what you sow! ⚔️

No, go attend to your students they need you 😂

I hate them too today anyway! 🤣

Stop hating! STFU, and go loving! 🐶🐾🫡😂💕

Yeah 😂

Sleep = love

No sleep = hate everybody

I don't make the rules.

#[8]​ please help….right about now would be good please 😂⚡️⚡️

Oh you need help now🚽👸?

What? Giraffe is out of control? 🐶🐾😂😂😂

Yes he is in the worst possible way please zap him ⚡️

Thread much?

Lol.

Realize Jack mom still reading all this right??!! 🤣🤣

She chose to come here. She may as well see all the degeneracy right away! 😆

Llama I’m going to shave parts of you that even you haven’t seen yet! 😂

I've seen it all! Except your face when in the toilet last night! 🤣🤣

#[9]​ get in here and let’s shave his llama now 😂⚡️

*this llama 🦙

One might think I should work when at work... 😅😅

You’re making me puke 🤮🤮 llama 🦙

Again in the 🚽? Don't blame me! 🤣🤣

Yes get back to work llama 🦙 now please 😂

Stop zapping then!! ⚔️😆

Hmmm I’m going to make dinner and rethink my strategy here…clearly you enjoy being shaved so I have to think of something else now!

I shall get you back, shortly llama 🦙 I never leave a battle or forget it ⚡️😂

Go do that. Winning this battle gave me enough energy for now anyway! 😆

Instant classic! 🤣

Damn you llama 🦙

I’m gonna crush you like this 😂

I wanted to embed a jpg in a zap for weeks. I'm so glad I waited for this one! 🤣

They didn’t do this?

I don’t know which is worse really, to go cowardly to massacres or doin it like a man.

Oh so now you're sneak-zapping? Ok then, stay vigilant out there! 😁⚔️⚡

Nooooo! Wait, nooo I swear I took her off here 😂😱

No you don’t!

Secretly you love us and we love you 😘😂

Such a secret that even I am not in the loop! 🤯😂😘

Stop trying to buy my love!! ⛔💜

My phone won't stop ringing at the office, geez! 😱😆

Wait I can’t! 😱

All this time I thought I was buying your love..now you tell me 😂

Betcha has this too….

🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Are they all alcoholic over there? 😂😂

😆😆 it’s like bad poodle cut ✂️ by 🐸’s #[3]​ little man Vlader

But Oh so damn cute 🥰

You weren't? 🙀😡🤯🥶🤡🤮😭😁🙃😶‍🌫️🤐🤒☠️

Now a new life begins! 😁😁

😂🤣

🤣🤙🤡🏄🌎

Jack mom here, be kind

I’m sure he’s taught her how to mute a conversation 🤣😉

Or……I hope she has 🤣

I hope she here! We the fun bunch! Pop in and say hello 👋

Hi mom 👋

Love you Mom!

Hi son.

Whew, Dad you haven’t been answering my calls. I need 13 sats stat!

That was a long cigarette run dad 😭.

You owe me alot of back pay for my sat allowance. Gimme.

Yes mama Dorsey 💜🫂

🤣. I prefer your first answer 🤣

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I’m reposting this. Thank you.

You gotta a hell of a long way to go before you get on that show

Ah I see. Speachless due to such amazing prowess of facial hair growth. It happens. Just ₿ask in it

Tampa has the best car washes…. On YouTube!

Just make sure you go strapped…bc ya know…Florida

You better not be the odd man out!

…and always keep your head on a swivel for Floridaman

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Forgot to mention PJ, this is gold here:

https://m.youtube.com/@Hevesh5/featured

Showing to the toddler tonigh! I saw her on Dude Perfect but never came across her channel.