Yeah no one said boo about it? Heck #[3]​ and were watching carwash videos together

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It’s wonderful to see the males are definitely more upset about it being postponed than the ladies….hmmm who’s looking forward to girls chat more here??😂

I got dressed up and shit

You mean you actually got out of your closet 😂

Musta figured out how use the steamer

😂😂😂

that burns! But tbh not sure I’m doing it right

🤣🤣

Your not supposed to use the steamer as you wear your shirt. The iron you can though.. I think? 🤔🫡

Don’t worry he is senile enough that he will literally use both on himself 😂😂

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Paging Dr Frog 🐸 where are you 👀

He looks high as fuck

Look at those pupils

don’t judge me

He’s got easy access to the good stuff

😭 they don’t let me by the stuff that needs to be measured bc maths

Probably cause you get bowls and bowels mixed up 😂

They measure things in bowels down under?

Of course 😂 doesn’t everyone 🤣

Yep!

🤣🤣😯

#[7]

😭😭😭😭💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Shut up frog 🐸 or I’ll get my buddy here onto you 😂

Holy shit!!! 😳😂

Fuck around and find out ?itemid=11366291

We train our pets well in the land down under 😂

🤣

Like I tell people that, give them all the proof a reasonable person needs, and they still wanna fuck around… kind of mind boggling

I could take him

not bc I’m that yoked

but bc I’m that insane

🤙🏴‍☠️

Yeahhh I reckon he could crush you like this 😂

Are you copying and pasting from Aussie dating sites?

This is Roger, say hello to Roger everyone and he’s my security

He looks like he’s holding his bowls in from spilling out cuz he too jacked

I think he has been working his thing and fixing to shoot!! 😳💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Calling for Roger 😳

Gosh they would coat you with their stuff and your done for!

What is Roger doing!!?? LOL

Aussies are a fun bunch!! 😂

Roger likes to pose 😂

Me too!

Yeah we kinda grow our pets big down under 😂

I’m scared to go down under! 🤣

And if the kangaroos 🦘 don’t get you the snakes 🐍 definitely will 😂

I definitely don’t like 🐍 snakes!

In Texas we have some snakes but not as crazy as “death adders” or whatever some of your insane snakes are called. Lol

But Aus has loads of amazing things I would love to see! 😃

Cute! Until it rips your face off.

Got anything that doesn’t want to kill me?

I don’t think they do.

Wombats

Gigantic prehistoric hamsters?

Kinda 😂 and these won’t murder you either

Squirrel / Skunk hybrids?

Could you imagine? Little flying skunks…

#[8]​ do you know the smell of a skunk?

Uhhhh no, have heard it really stinks though 😂

We have a similar animal we call a ringtail (night creature) they like racoons 🦝 stink when you skin them.

Wolverines are the same. Part of skunk family and have the same gland. They don’t use it. When working up north, we had an elder come in and skin one for our students.

Students of what?

School.

Interesting school

I believe Sikto has more to tell as time goes on. Such a demonstration would have ₿een an honour to be at.

^ agreed.

It was.

I hope to never be at a point where I need to skin anything like that. I’m good if I have a good place to catch some fish.

In Canada, in elementary school students learn about the fur trade and about aboriginal cultures. We bring in elders from many different nations. Artists, trappers, and storytellers. We often go out on the land with them too.

Cool! I trapped and tanned some hides before.

This is a very respectful way for kids to grow up learning about the land they live on and what happened before them from those that pass down stories.

Yes, agreed. They learn some of the story. Not all, but some. Much is left out, on both sides of the story.

Wolverines are some super ballsy animals. Not pettable.

Hahah. Nope.

Yeah you dont mess with this ever

They have steel angry balls of hate. They do not stop!!

1000% lol

Oh like eyes watering horribleness. It will stick to curious dogs for days.

Hah! That’s an understatement. It’s a permeating awful smell that lingers and sticks. It’s similar to the sour smell that some cannabis gives off, but 100x more sour and potent.

A friend’s dog once got skunked as it ran into their house. The house had to be professionally cleaned and it still lingered for weeks.

What is it? Can I pet it?

Yeah, everything is pettable

Looks delicious, what do they taste like?

I’m curious as well.

Rabbit marinaded in fosters lager.

Delicious!

Actually you can eat 🐊 here , tastes snappy 😂

The more #[9]​ talks the more I’m convinced that Oz isn’t a real place.

Just a figment of your wildest imagination 😂

Come with #[9]​ and you will see a world of pure imagination.

I will take you on a ride you will never forget 😂

👀

Holy crap #[9]​

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No 😂

😳😳😳😳

Lol

There are lots of Doctors on Nostr. This is good!

Hot pic! 🤙

Why is there a zipp…oh, OH!!! 😭

You’re a Dr you should know 😂

He is a frog doctor.. so he may not?

Oh he knows

Frogs know a lot of things.

I don’t get what’s happening here..

Me neither but it looks uncomfortable 😭

Frog was studying Marie’s outfit

Looks to me like the frog has an ultrasnake.

big if true

You will thank me later.

I see it now! 😳😯

No idea. I joined halfway through. It’s chaos.

None of us know what the hell is going on, that’s the beauty of it 😂😂

Certainly not me.

It’s either a snake eating a frog backwards, snake coming out of a porcelain frog, or a frog with large, snake-like junk..

All of the above 😂

In a world in which we must know the answer to everything, we will leave this one up to the gods to decide🤣

Teacher cannot explain this? 😂

Like the Americans with their turducken, I believe this is the famous Aussie dish of Snogabbit. You just can’t see the baby rabbit inside of the frog.

This is your Doc JP frog so best let him answer, nothing to do with upside land 😂

I think the frog has worms..err I mean a snake! Coming out if his rectum pipe.

Common illness everyone gets in Australia

Access

No, easy access 😂

The zipper is large. Probably works perfectly

It’s okay. Only opened up on the market in the past 10 years… we can have AARP include a deeper explanation in their next issue.

Lol, coming from Squidward

HAHA!!

😂😂😂 four fingers are pointing back at myself I suppose.

At least three

Oz is in Australia? Cool

Croc is good

I have eaten 🐊.. the tails right?

Chicken

Adorable!

We are not scavenging here, we do not eat our wildlife 😂😂

We are outlaws though 😂

Are those things violent too? They look sneaky.

This is your pet?!

I understand now why roos have such freaking big arms!! They work out on their d….!!!

I'd kill for that body XD

That’s Roger, say hello to my security Seimi

How you keeping mate!

Me too! We could crush garbage candy

Cans*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂🤣 sitko.

I think I just ruptured my bowl from containing my laughter while putting the kid to sleep.

🤣🤣🤙🤷‍♂️💜

I believe you could frog doc. 😂

If I seen this guy and I was up to no good , I would shit my big boy knickers.

HEY

LEAVE MY DRUG DEALER ALONE!

BACK THE FUCK UP OR GET SMACKKED UP THE FUCK UP

But I need a dealer too! 😎

YEAH AND LEAVE MY PHOTOGRAPHER/MANAGER ALONE!

📢 louder, we didn’t hear 👂

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Words cannot compete with this.

🤣🤣👏🎬

Wow tell it again sam lol

I’m just jealous looking through my sober pupils

Some really good drugs he has?

He is admiring a mans beard at the moment. Fucking around.. lol 😂

I would like to watch. 😃

fuck yeah we were and they were fucking 🔥

well…not literally 🔥

If they were 🔥 the car washes wouldn’t be doing a good job

So you’re serious, there’s a show about car washes?? 😂

I watched it at work with the guys this afternoon

Dr cleans up nice nostr:note1ruw3vx6ucdsau8ku38vx96angdrv6kxmgqrgfnump4nmf433yzysel9a9z

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OMG 😳 this is true, there is an actual show about it 😂

Geez I barely find 15 minutes each year to wash my own car, how can you watch other people washing other cars? 😱😆

Is TV that bad over there that you need to watch cars being washed 😂😂

What on planet Tanel earth….? Car wash shows?🤣🤣

Yeah 😂

It was… umm … for the kids. Yeah the KIDS loved them

Yeah sure, that’s what they all say 😂

Next up Whisker Wars "a reality show about the cutthroat (pun intended) world of competitive facial hair growing." 😁

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Ohhh noooo please nooooo 😳🤮

would watch

My money is on eye patch

tbh gives an unfair advantage

That’s why I picked him!! He’s beard-length ahead 🧔

OMG you guys are so weird! 😂

Plus… eye patch fahshun statement of course

This is 1 week, sign me up

I wanna pull eye-patches beard 😂

This took strange turn. But is nose hairs considered part of the beard?🤔 or nahhh?

Does he get extra points for growing a beard with only one eye?

Even more if there’s both eyes with patches 😂😂

🤣🤣

Nah I’ll pass on this dude 😂

Good bottom growth, weak upper cheek. No connection to sideburn. And no eye patch. Our first round.

And with that I know need to watch the show... 😓😱😆

#[7]​ would need to be a judge fr

What’s Jack mom #[8]​ think his beard? 🤔

Wait, what! That was Jack…well nah he still doesn’t make it in! 😂

Am I wrong? That’s Jack right?

I would say it is 🤓

Is that a new slow idea? "Is that Jack"

A new show idea 😓

Yes I like it…😂😂😂

Let's test the concept then!

Where's Jack? 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣gold!

🚀🤩🤣

Hmmm the one without the beanie on 😂 yes for sure!!

How have I not been following you?

#[2]​ popular lad! We celebrated his birthday 🎂 🥳 lil while back

Happy birthday!

Oh I missed that! 😆 Thanks! (It was 18 days ago but it seems that I didn't say or do anything remarkable for #[9] since then...)

Didn’t need to. Jus u bein u, is nuf🫶

Oh that's nice 💜💜💜

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSdbQLXpmPQ

🎶🎵She 🤙 likes 🤙 me for me!🎶🎵

Occasionally he gets a haircut and looks like this so you might remember him now 😂

🤣 Q-tip

I shall find a picture of a depraved blond drunk female Australian very very soon so I can get back at you!! 😡⚔️😆

Ohhh I love you, you know that! I adore you my gorgeous friend…and yes do find one of me, I’d love to see that 😂😂🫂

Be careful what you wish for!! 😁😁

She encourages it even! #gameon

Yeahhh… come on, show me your best drunken blonde Aussie pics 😂😂🫡

🫳🎤

😂😂 she ain’t Aussie 😂🤮

Oh it is you. Most definitely! 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 I cannot stop laughing!

I just spat out my 2nd cup of coffee ☕️ from laughing at this 🤣

Told you to be careful! 😁😁

🤣🤣 sorry #[7]​ but this funny 🤣🤣 🇦🇺 👑

Don’t be sorry this is one of funniest things I’ve ever seen here!

This is why I love llama 🦙🤣🤣🤣

🫂💜😉

Well guys, I don't want to but I need to leave and get some sleep!

If I don't, tomorrow I'll hate myself, hate you guys and hate everyone at work! 🤯

I wish you all a great night! 🫂💜🌚🌈

Good night GUI. Great to meet you!

Thanks! It was nice to meet you too new friend! ☺️

Good Night my beautiful llama 🦙 love you loads, sleep well and thanks for the laughs 😂🫂💜

It was long overdue! GN queen! 🫂💜

Good Night 🦙 🫂🫶

GN ! 🫂🫂

🫂

🫂 and thanks for the big ⚡ btw 😉

🖕🐸🖕🫂

Peace my lama friend

Slept 3 hours.

Hate you all.

😆😭

Oh you have so much to catch up on 🫂😂

I already did. Took me 15 minutes. Tried not to awake suspicions at work when laughing. 😶‍🌫️

You're all crazy people. 😂

Still hate you though. 🤯

Love you back, shaved giraffe! 🐶🐾🫂😂😂😂💜

Oh can we, can we shave him again …please ⚡️🙏

I don’t have that pic! Who got it? 🐶🐾😂😂😂

Never, since heroin kills bruh.

How has #mainvolume done more?

Guess deviance goes deep.

Here it is

We go again toilet queen? 🤔🤣

Love me now?? 😂

Hate you more! I was with a student and it kept ringing.

I have to mute my phone GDI! 🤣😡

Yes, rule number 1.. as soon as you get onto Nostr you mute your phone 📱😂

Or I explain to them that it is an Aussie 🚽👸 that keeps sending me cents as SATs zaps because she wants to shave me.

I think they would leave me alone very quickly! 🤣

Yes great explanation!!

They should go away now, or maybe join Nostr 😂

It’s your fault for zapping back ⚡️😂

You reap out what you sow! ⚔️

No, go attend to your students they need you 😂

I hate them too today anyway! 🤣

Stop hating! STFU, and go loving! 🐶🐾🫡😂💕

Yeah 😂

Sleep = love

No sleep = hate everybody

I don't make the rules.

#[8]​ please help….right about now would be good please 😂⚡️⚡️

Oh you need help now🚽👸?

What? Giraffe is out of control? 🐶🐾😂😂😂

Yes he is in the worst possible way please zap him ⚡️

Thread much?

Lol.

Realize Jack mom still reading all this right??!! 🤣🤣

She chose to come here. She may as well see all the degeneracy right away! 😆

Llama I’m going to shave parts of you that even you haven’t seen yet! 😂

I've seen it all! Except your face when in the toilet last night! 🤣🤣

#[9]​ get in here and let’s shave his llama now 😂⚡️

*this llama 🦙

One might think I should work when at work... 😅😅

You’re making me puke 🤮🤮 llama 🦙

Again in the 🚽? Don't blame me! 🤣🤣

Yes get back to work llama 🦙 now please 😂

Stop zapping then!! ⚔️😆

Hmmm I’m going to make dinner and rethink my strategy here…clearly you enjoy being shaved so I have to think of something else now!

I shall get you back, shortly llama 🦙 I never leave a battle or forget it ⚡️😂

Go do that. Winning this battle gave me enough energy for now anyway! 😆

Instant classic! 🤣

Damn you llama 🦙

I’m gonna crush you like this 😂

I wanted to embed a jpg in a zap for weeks. I'm so glad I waited for this one! 🤣

They didn’t do this?

I don’t know which is worse really, to go cowardly to massacres or doin it like a man.

Oh so now you're sneak-zapping? Ok then, stay vigilant out there! 😁⚔️⚡

Nooooo! Wait, nooo I swear I took her off here 😂😱

No you don’t!

Secretly you love us and we love you 😘😂

Such a secret that even I am not in the loop! 🤯😂😘

Stop trying to buy my love!! ⛔💜

My phone won't stop ringing at the office, geez! 😱😆

Wait I can’t! 😱

All this time I thought I was buying your love..now you tell me 😂

Betcha has this too….

🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Are they all alcoholic over there? 😂😂

😆😆 it’s like bad poodle cut ✂️ by 🐸’s #[3]​ little man Vlader

But Oh so damn cute 🥰

You weren't? 🙀😡🤯🥶🤡🤮😭😁🙃😶‍🌫️🤐🤒☠️

Now a new life begins! 😁😁

😂🤣

🤣🤙🤡🏄🌎

Jack mom here, be kind

I’m sure he’s taught her how to mute a conversation 🤣😉

Or……I hope she has 🤣

I hope she here! We the fun bunch! Pop in and say hello 👋

Hi mom 👋

Love you Mom!

Hi son.

Whew, Dad you haven’t been answering my calls. I need 13 sats stat!

That was a long cigarette run dad 😭.

You owe me alot of back pay for my sat allowance. Gimme.

Yes mama Dorsey 💜🫂

🤣. I prefer your first answer 🤣

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I’m reposting this. Thank you.

You gotta a hell of a long way to go before you get on that show

Ah I see. Speachless due to such amazing prowess of facial hair growth. It happens. Just ₿ask in it

Tampa has the best car washes…. On YouTube!

Just make sure you go strapped…bc ya know…Florida

You better not be the odd man out!

…and always keep your head on a swivel for Floridaman

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Forgot to mention PJ, this is gold here:

https://m.youtube.com/@Hevesh5/featured

Showing to the toddler tonigh! I saw her on Dude Perfect but never came across her channel.