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Musta figured out how use the steamer

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that burns! But tbh not sure I’m doing it right

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Your not supposed to use the steamer as you wear your shirt. The iron you can though.. I think? πŸ€”πŸ«‘

Don’t worry he is senile enough that he will literally use both on himself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Paging Dr Frog 🐸 where are you πŸ‘€

He looks high as fuck

Look at those pupils

don’t judge me

He’s got easy access to the good stuff

😭 they don’t let me by the stuff that needs to be measured bc maths

Probably cause you get bowls and bowels mixed up πŸ˜‚

They measure things in bowels down under?

Of course πŸ˜‚ doesn’t everyone 🀣

Yep!

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Shut up frog 🐸 or I’ll get my buddy here onto you πŸ˜‚

Holy shit!!! πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

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We train our pets well in the land down under πŸ˜‚

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Like I tell people that, give them all the proof a reasonable person needs, and they still wanna fuck around… kind of mind boggling

I could take him

not bc I’m that yoked

but bc I’m that insane

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Yeahhh I reckon he could crush you like this πŸ˜‚

Are you copying and pasting from Aussie dating sites?

This is Roger, say hello to Roger everyone and he’s my security

He looks like he’s holding his bowls in from spilling out cuz he too jacked

I think he has been working his thing and fixing to shoot!! πŸ˜³πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

Calling for Roger 😳

Gosh they would coat you with their stuff and your done for!

What is Roger doing!!?? LOL

Aussies are a fun bunch!! πŸ˜‚

Roger likes to pose πŸ˜‚

Me too!

Yeah we kinda grow our pets big down under πŸ˜‚

I’m scared to go down under! 🀣

And if the kangaroos 🦘 don’t get you the snakes 🐍 definitely will πŸ˜‚

I definitely don’t like 🐍 snakes!

In Texas we have some snakes but not as crazy as β€œdeath adders” or whatever some of your insane snakes are called. Lol

But Aus has loads of amazing things I would love to see! πŸ˜ƒ

Cute! Until it rips your face off.

Got anything that doesn’t want to kill me?

I don’t think they do.

Wombats

Gigantic prehistoric hamsters?

Kinda πŸ˜‚ and these won’t murder you either

Squirrel / Skunk hybrids?

Could you imagine? Little flying skunks…

#[8]​ do you know the smell of a skunk?

Uhhhh no, have heard it really stinks though πŸ˜‚

We have a similar animal we call a ringtail (night creature) they like racoons 🦝 stink when you skin them.

Wolverines are the same. Part of skunk family and have the same gland. They don’t use it. When working up north, we had an elder come in and skin one for our students.

Students of what?

School.

Interesting school

I believe Sikto has more to tell as time goes on. Such a demonstration would have β‚Ώeen an honour to be at.

^ agreed.

It was.

I hope to never be at a point where I need to skin anything like that. I’m good if I have a good place to catch some fish.

In Canada, in elementary school students learn about the fur trade and about aboriginal cultures. We bring in elders from many different nations. Artists, trappers, and storytellers. We often go out on the land with them too.

Cool! I trapped and tanned some hides before.

This is a very respectful way for kids to grow up learning about the land they live on and what happened before them from those that pass down stories.

Yes, agreed. They learn some of the story. Not all, but some. Much is left out, on both sides of the story.

Wolverines are some super ballsy animals. Not pettable.

Hahah. Nope.

Yeah you dont mess with this ever

They have steel angry balls of hate. They do not stop!!

1000% lol

Oh like eyes watering horribleness. It will stick to curious dogs for days.

Hah! That’s an understatement. It’s a permeating awful smell that lingers and sticks. It’s similar to the sour smell that some cannabis gives off, but 100x more sour and potent.

A friend’s dog once got skunked as it ran into their house. The house had to be professionally cleaned and it still lingered for weeks.

What is it? Can I pet it?

Yeah, everything is pettable

Looks delicious, what do they taste like?

I’m curious as well.

Rabbit marinaded in fosters lager.

Delicious!

Actually you can eat 🐊 here , tastes snappy πŸ˜‚

The more #[9]​ talks the more I’m convinced that Oz isn’t a real place.

Just a figment of your wildest imagination πŸ˜‚

Come with #[9]​ and you will see a world of pure imagination.

I will take you on a ride you will never forget πŸ˜‚

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Holy crap #[9]​

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No πŸ˜‚

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Lol

There are lots of Doctors on Nostr. This is good!

Hot pic! πŸ€™

Why is there a zipp…oh, OH!!! 😭

You’re a Dr you should know πŸ˜‚

He is a frog doctor.. so he may not?

Oh he knows

Frogs know a lot of things.

I don’t get what’s happening here..

Me neither but it looks uncomfortable 😭

Frog was studying Marie’s outfit

Looks to me like the frog has an ultrasnake.

big if true

You will thank me later.

I see it now! 😳😯

No idea. I joined halfway through. It’s chaos.

None of us know what the hell is going on, that’s the beauty of it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Certainly not me.

It’s either a snake eating a frog backwards, snake coming out of a porcelain frog, or a frog with large, snake-like junk..

All of the above πŸ˜‚

In a world in which we must know the answer to everything, we will leave this one up to the gods to decide🀣

Teacher cannot explain this? πŸ˜‚

Like the Americans with their turducken, I believe this is the famous Aussie dish of Snogabbit. You just can’t see the baby rabbit inside of the frog.

This is your Doc JP frog so best let him answer, nothing to do with upside land πŸ˜‚

I think the frog has worms..err I mean a snake! Coming out if his rectum pipe.

Common illness everyone gets in Australia

Access

No, easy access πŸ˜‚

The zipper is large. Probably works perfectly

It’s okay. Only opened up on the market in the past 10 years… we can have AARP include a deeper explanation in their next issue.

Lol, coming from Squidward

HAHA!!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ four fingers are pointing back at myself I suppose.

At least three

Oz is in Australia? Cool

Croc is good

I have eaten 🐊.. the tails right?

Chicken

Adorable!

We are not scavenging here, we do not eat our wildlife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We are outlaws though πŸ˜‚

Are those things violent too? They look sneaky.

This is your pet?!

I understand now why roos have such freaking big arms!! They work out on their d….!!!

I'd kill for that body XD

That’s Roger, say hello to my security Seimi

How you keeping mate!

Me too! We could crush garbage candy

Cans*

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I think I just ruptured my bowl from containing my laughter while putting the kid to sleep.

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I believe you could frog doc. πŸ˜‚

If I seen this guy and I was up to no good , I would shit my big boy knickers.

HEY

LEAVE MY DRUG DEALER ALONE!

BACK THE FUCK UP OR GET SMACKKED UP THE FUCK UP

But I need a dealer too! 😎

YEAH AND LEAVE MY PHOTOGRAPHER/MANAGER ALONE!

πŸ“’ louder, we didn’t hear πŸ‘‚

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Words cannot compete with this.

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Wow tell it again sam lol

I’m just jealous looking through my sober pupils

Some really good drugs he has?

He is admiring a mans beard at the moment. Fucking around.. lol πŸ˜‚