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Paging Dr Frog πΈ where are you π

He looks high as fuck
Look at those pupils
donβt judge me
Heβs got easy access to the good stuff
π they donβt let me by the stuff that needs to be measured bc maths
Probably cause you get bowls and bowels mixed up π
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Shut up frog πΈ or Iβll get my buddy here onto you π

Holy shit!!! π³π
I could take him
not bc Iβm that yoked
but bc Iβm that insane
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Yeahhh I reckon he could crush you like this π

Are you copying and pasting from Aussie dating sites?
This is Roger, say hello to Roger everyone and heβs my security

He looks like heβs holding his bowls in from spilling out cuz he too jacked
What is Roger doing!!?? LOL
Aussies are a fun bunch!! π

Roger likes to pose π


Me too!
Yeah we kinda grow our pets big down under π
Iβm scared to go down under! π€£
And if the kangaroos π¦ donβt get you the snakes π definitely will π
I definitely donβt like π snakes!
In Texas we have some snakes but not as crazy as βdeath addersβ or whatever some of your insane snakes are called. Lol
But Aus has loads of amazing things I would love to see! π

Cute! Until it rips your face off.
Got anything that doesnβt want to kill me?
I donβt think they do.
Wombats

Gigantic prehistoric hamsters?
Kinda π and these wonβt murder you either

Squirrel / Skunk hybrids?
Could you imagine? Little flying skunksβ¦
#[8]β do you know the smell of a skunk?
Uhhhh no, have heard it really stinks though π
We have a similar animal we call a ringtail (night creature) they like racoons π¦ stink when you skin them.
Wolverines are the same. Part of skunk family and have the same gland. They donβt use it. When working up north, we had an elder come in and skin one for our students.
Students of what?
School.
Interesting school
In Canada, in elementary school students learn about the fur trade and about aboriginal cultures. We bring in elders from many different nations. Artists, trappers, and storytellers. We often go out on the land with them too.
Cool! I trapped and tanned some hides before.
Oh like eyes watering horribleness. It will stick to curious dogs for days.
Hah! Thatβs an understatement. Itβs a permeating awful smell that lingers and sticks. Itβs similar to the sour smell that some cannabis gives off, but 100x more sour and potent.
A friendβs dog once got skunked as it ran into their house. The house had to be professionally cleaned and it still lingered for weeks.
Looks delicious, what do they taste like?
Iβm curious as well.
Rabbit marinaded in fosters lager.
Delicious!
Actually you can eat π here , tastes snappy π
The more #[9]β talks the more Iβm convinced that Oz isnβt a real place.
Just a figment of your wildest imagination π
Come with #[9]β and you will see a world of pure imagination.
I will take you on a ride you will never forget π
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Holy crap #[9]β
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Why is there a zippβ¦oh, OH!!! π
Youβre a Dr you should know π
He is a frog doctor.. so he may not?
Oh he knows

Frogs know a lot of things.
I donβt get whatβs happening here..
Me neither but it looks uncomfortable π
Frog was studying Marieβs outfit
No idea. I joined halfway through. Itβs chaos.
None of us know what the hell is going on, thatβs the beauty of it ππ
Certainly not me.
Itβs either a snake eating a frog backwards, snake coming out of a porcelain frog, or a frog with large, snake-like junk..
All of the above π
In a world in which we must know the answer to everything, we will leave this one up to the gods to decideπ€£
Itβs okay. Only opened up on the market in the past 10 yearsβ¦ we can have AARP include a deeper explanation in their next issue.
Lol, coming from Squidward
Oz is in Australia? Cool
Croc is good
I have eaten π.. the tails right?
Chicken
Are those things violent too? They look sneaky.
This is your pet?!
I understand now why roos have such freaking big arms!! They work out on their dβ¦.!!!
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I believe you could frog doc. π
If I seen this guy and I was up to no good , I would shit my big boy knickers.
HEY
LEAVE MY DRUG DEALER ALONE!
BACK THE FUCK UP OR GET SMACKKED UP THE FUCK UP
Wow tell it again sam lol
Iβm just jealous looking through my sober pupils
Some really good drugs he has?
He is admiring a mans beard at the moment. Fucking around.. lol π