Bro. Have you seen how ripped I am? I haven’t taken a shit in 3 months

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I eat ALL the cows. COME AT ME BRO!

Bro. You’re not even gonna be able to get a cow because I already ate them all. MOO MOO, Bitchhh

Sounds like you need to drink some raw milk

I heard boofing it makes it work faster

Most definitely

Dairy makes me depressed. It’s delicious but fucks me up if I eat too much 😭

Gotta get that gut fixed with raw milk…

I just ask my pregnant friends to whip out a titty

Love this skit! 🤣

I was drinking raw milk every day. One glass was fine. The moment I drank a second glass, it was diarrhea time.

Lactose intolerance is a thing, not all people have the genetics for milk digestion. I was raised on raw milk, but my Mom could never have any, made her sick.

My friend actually does better on pasteurized milk than raw milk. He’s middle eastern so I don’t think his ancestors had access to many cows. Kinda makes sense that he can’t digest it.

Well that’s unfortunate.

Do you know if it’s a1/a2?

It doesn’t say

Shucks

My brother thinks the reason I get diarrhea with the second cup is because it’s just too much bacteria for my stomach. Which at this point could be possible idk lmao

Have you tried camel milk?

No lol where would you even get camel milk from?

It’s in the humps, you just need to tap them

This is not true, do not stab the humps, camels spit.

There are no nipples on the humps. You’re gonna have to tap them like maple syrup from a tree

You seem to know a lot about Arab food and their animals. Are you sure you’re not the mahmood here?

It was just too perfect, but in truth Ive read its close to human milk:

https://www.foodallergydiva.com/post/camel-s-milk-for-dairy-allergy

I figured you would know Mahmood?

I would totally try camel milk!

It’s expensive, well at least from what I’ve seen online…

I would never joke about camel milk

https://www.foodallergydiva.com/post/camel-s-milk-for-dairy-allergy

this diva says its closest to human milk

How close is it to Cambodian breast milk?

👀

I believe the joint chiefs of staff recently issued a mandate prohibiting troups from consuming breast milk because of hep c outbreak, so....cannot recommend

It’s cute that you think I care about breast milk mandates

It doesn't apply to you, but I do care about your liver....for reasons...

Seems like more of a reason to try it now

Dairy makes my farts stank, but I kind of love it

I had breakfast with family a few months ago. Sister made homemade bread using clean ingredients and I ate some. Had a great shit later. Idk man this shit is complex. I have a friend who always has issues with shitting. He finally got a really good fucking job and immediately had great shits. It was like stress was more harmful for digestion to him than actual seed oils.

Yeah that’s the big change I’ve made: cooking at home. I know and control every single ingredient that goes into a meal

becoming an insufferable Karen about where and how food is grown has made it possible for me to eat all kinds of things i couldnt without feeling like crap or getting fat.

pain in the ass, but feeling good 90% of the time is so worth it.

That’s what bothers me. EVERYONE has a problem with EVERYTHING.

Information overload. We weren’t meant to have access to this much info.

youre probably right.

but i cant stop 😬

Wouldn’t have found bitcoin if I could stop. I guess the important thing is to place a healthy limit on it.

☝️ this is the correct play 💯

No need to overcomplicate 😂

Eat real food, not too much. Simple.

Are you okay?