coming home from japan to my toilet that only has a single flush handle and nothing else

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as long as it has a bidet attachment, it is acceptable!

I must see these Japanese toilets someday

Haha we all have. Even in Thailand I feel like its a downgrade. Can’t even think about Europe anymore. And than we call the west the civilization. Never understood that arrogance after visit Asia so much πŸ€™

In Italy we have the bidet, it is the rest of Europe that is backwards. 🀌

Oeps Haha I touched the Italian proud lol πŸ˜… πŸ€ŒπŸ˜‚

Don't touch my bidet! 🀣🀣

I would not dare πŸ˜‚

Toto toilet is the best.

Do you still scrub with your hand as it’s sprays

πŸ˜‚ Buy TOTO Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat. It’s worth every dirty fiat. Best purchase ever.

nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev buying this

Omg lol

No more yelling at the boys to put down the toilet seat. πŸ˜‚

Yeah time to move countries πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

yeah, I can imagine the same disappointment πŸ˜‚

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The whole episode is a riot.

Did you know google & amazon searches spiked after the south park episode?

Source: just my hunch but I'd bet says on it

Sats*

My autocorrect needs to learn the word sats.

Looking forward to the day when my midnight musings are accompanied by the enlightened warmth of Japan’s thoughtfully heated toilet seatsβ€”an unexpected, yet appreciated, luxury in the pursuit of nocturnal comfort.

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But how many is there? πŸ€”

There needs to be a frownie face πŸ’©

Bidet on toilet is where it’s at

nostr:npub1qex7yjtuucs6ac49kjujdgytrjsphn5a4pdscu2w3qlprym4zsxqfz82qk told you so!

I've been telling bitcoiners to buy a Toto Washlet for YEARS!

Glad to see Jack agrees, thx for the βš‘πŸ˜‚πŸ€™

Best thing ever, better than sliced bread. Love your tush and get a Toto Washlet.

I've been a Washlet maxi for over 5 years. My biggest regret was waiting so long!

So can relate! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ Try camping.

Yeah, I have used one of those, but come on. Aren't Japanese toilets the very fruit of misguided modernity that Bitcoin undoes? Engineering the profane?

This is awfully close to those WEF toilets that "fingerprint" your butthole to recognize who's sitting and doing what and recording it in a Smart, connected system.

I embrace a simple design that is Lindy compatible.

Rant off, now grill me :-)

lol

I have got 3 installed in my house. It's like I never left

societies stuck in the toilet paper dark ages ngmi

Yes I mean that shit bro

I feel ya

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Truth.

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I live in Japan, but own a house in Austin. Last time I was back, I installed a wash toilet seat.πŸ™‚