I feel like there's an Internet niche for really boring, uptight, middle-aged women with office jobs and skirts below the knee that needs to get filled.

I just need to find my stride.

Instead of NPC-streaming, it'll be whiskey-and-library streaming. Where we all get in our leather-bound chairs and commune while I read aloud from Chaucer and then we have a dialectic discussion:

Speyside or too obvious?

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Tomorrow's topic will be:

Let's be honest. Isn't vanilla the best flavor?

Classical, elegant updos.

Neat, practical hairstyle or an occasion to sin?

Are we leather-bound chair conformists?

Is there room for a tweed-bound chair or is that, at best, a mere "alternative chair"?

It is, though.

Listen to the man!

People spend their entire lives rebelling against their innate desire for vanilla.

Vanilla is the most complex, disgustingly plain flavor.

But I guess it fits the theme/aesthetic? 🀣

I'm done going rogue. I've decided to move upscale.

What is your opinion on unsweetened oatcakes to tea? Wholesome or pointless self-denial?

Milk or lemon?

Ive never had an oatcake so I have no opinion.

Its not even a real flavor

That is like saying that black is merely the absence of light.

Its more like saying Black isn't a real color

πŸ˜‚ touche

The chemists who isolate and reproduce the chemical components key to vanilla flavor so they can create imitation vanilla products would like to have a word.

They try to tell me its the most complex flavor, but my taste buds know better. I will never believe the propaganda! 🀣

That just means your tastes have not been sufficiently formed to appreciate the subtle complexities and nuance of vanilla.

After a childhood of suffering from it, I don't think it's possible to develop an appreciation πŸ˜†

What are your thoughts on La Croix?

I've come around on it. It's subtle, but it's good.

The sauce?

Nah the bubbly water.

Ah, they don't have that here.

Doesn't Europe really like their mineral water and such though? I remember when I visited you had to specifically ask for flat water if you wanted that.

Yes. I only drink le bubbles.

CONFUSE Americans with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK

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welcome to my stream 🀣

This could be us, but y'all watching Pinky Doll.

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Oh wow. It’s the ice cream so good lobotomy girl. Just googled her 😬

TikTok needs to stop 🀣

I'm much too old and slow to get on that Tiktok cocaine wagon.

I need something more like

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Same. A good book over lobotomy tok any day