She right. Purple pilling my wife would be like defeating the final boss 😈

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She hung out with us at a bar. She's already halfway there!

I tricked her 🤣

lol

my wife just bought an Alexa 💀

Ouch… wrong direction brother

😂

Sorry about the divorce.

or…and hear me out…we dont purple 💊 my bride and keep this a safe place for me 🤷‍♂️🤣

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💯 nailed it. I don’t even want to think how quickly my wife would accidentally dox me if she joined nostr . Gotta keep em separated 🤣🤣

Mistake. You shared your weakness. Mrs. Corn 🌽 purple-pilling incoming!!!

I’m gonna have to make a nym for my nym 🤣

we’d rapidly relocate to dox city together friend 🫂

😭🫂

She’s seen the photos, memes and gifs I’ve saved from nostr. That’s enough 😂

I just play “you’re an idiot” in my head and stopped showing her 🤣

It was accidental, as they upload automatically to our shared drive…..at first she was like, wtaf, now she scrolls past, eyes roll, and a look of deep consternation is folllowed by what looks like reflective questioning of her life choices….

You’ve had long enough. I want that npub today ⏳