I feel like a bag of asses today

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A hug for you lovely πŸ«‚πŸ’œ I hope your day brightens πŸ™πŸ½β˜€οΈ there’s still time πŸ«‚

Aww thank you my lovely! This opiate is staring at me like, β€œI can take that pain away”, but I know now that it’s really saying, β€œI will take all your poops away”

Aww noo don’t let it take your poop away πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œ brightness is coming lovely, I feel it ❀️‍πŸ”₯

Just wait till I get my dancing shoes !!!

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’ƒπŸ’―πŸ”₯

Mercury retrograde or something. I'm down right immobile.

More so I had surgery 5 or 6 days ago and have more than a week left of recovery πŸ˜…

Mmm that could be it too πŸ˜…

I think so πŸ˜‚

Bitcoin fixes this

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Fuck you tanel! I just laughed and that’s still painful for me 😭

it is what it is

some days you shit in the sink, other days you sink in the shit

I didn’t know that recovery was gonna take this long. I was kind of thinking I would be up and at em by now πŸ₯²

more positivity needed

time for Yeshole

🀣🀣🀣

πŸ«‚ Enforced vacation. Own it. Use it lavishly like a French burlesque dancer performing for Japanese salarymen. πŸ’ƒ

I’m tryinnng with the movies and stuff, but I was so excited I was feeling a bit better, that when I woke up in pain today, I was instantly disappointed

remove the expectations and accept the cards you've been dealt for today

just breathe in...

and then scream out of anger

πŸ˜…I think you’re right. All I’m thinking about is how much I want to take a bath and do laundry

You’re obviously still unwell if you’re thinking about doing laundry.

I did laundry today; even folded and Put It Away. So, the Laundry Gods have been well appeased. 🧺

Ohhh mentally, I’m never well.

I have 4 hampers full is my issue πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

See! You are an overachiever- you only needed 3 bags full. πŸ‘

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Oh, sorry you are feeling down. 😒 Sending you a virtual hug πŸ«‚πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ€— Remember, and this shall pass. It's all right to ride that wave.

Thank you so much! ❀️ I can’t wait to be on the other end of this.

Deep breaths! Praying and wishing you a easeful, graceful and quick recovery from here on. πŸ™β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯🧿

I am not sure if you are into it but I absolutely love yoga nidra for healing and relaxation. My favorite guide is Ayla Nova. Feel free to check out her channel. She's got short and longer session. Maybe you'd benefit from this one: https://youtu.be/j0fJT1vnxdM?si=FMNYDOkKxv0bHvCf

I don’t talk about it a lot for some reason, but I am a daily meditator so I absolutely appreciate it πŸ₯°

Aweeeee, Yay! Love that. Well, let me know how it goes if you do decide to try it. 🫢🏻 And thank you, for the zap βš‘πŸ€—

Hell yeah! Thanks for the value πŸ˜‰

Bagging up farts again I see

I gotta get some extra fiat for the next dip dude

I feel ya!

There could be worse bags to feel likeπŸ˜‰

Bag of love crustaceans?

(Aka crabs lol)

Yeah, a bag full of STIs is probably worse. Or a bag full of killer hornets. Just saying, asses can be nice 😊

Why does that cheer me up ? 🀣

I would eat that shit. I don’t even care if it really is shitπŸ˜‚

"You'll love the taste of Buttzℒ️ in your mouth!"

Extra creamy

*ahem*

Wish I could make these. Mine is thrashed from that barbed wire shit I took yesterday 😭

Or is that the worm πŸͺ± from Dune?

Bahahhahaha

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constipated & can't answer

Well, well, we'll... If it isn't motherfucking Bilbo Asa-Baggins

GREAT! Laughed again. Felt like I got stabbed in the side πŸ˜­πŸ˜…

Is this you? I thought you were waiting a bit before practicing the dance moves

Yeah, but add a little blood 🀣😬😳

Gotcha πŸ˜¬πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚