This is my official review of the Coldcard Q1. I have disguised my voice because I’m very serious and had to make a video and don’t want to voice doxx myself. nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 doesn’t even have to respond because he doesn’t even care…
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The reviews are in nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 makes a horrible flashlight.
He had one job!
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I've waited a long time for mine, but I'll probably just refuse the shipment now that I've seen this. They wouldn't even let me pay in Doge or ETH, so that was strike 1 and 2 right there. 👎
Tried ordering yesterday but not available yet
You have to reserve it & once it's available you get notified & then pay for shipping. I received mine yesterday.
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How long between ordering and receiving ?
I reserved mine last year while they were still in the design/building stage. I believe it's around three weeks at the moment but you should shoot them an email to confirm. They also have an active Telegram group where you could ask https://t.me/coldcard
I'd rather not have a flashlight with a proprietary secure element lol
Like is that even necessary?? It’s just light….
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He is only a clock maker branching into a new industry.
“The plastic feels like.. plastic.”
this def put me off I was expecting it to feel like something else, I hate plastic!
Solid gold.
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You have doxxed Yr thumb 👍 tho, I'd recognise that thumb anywhere now 🤣🤣
Does this flashlight fit in your pocket? Seems like it should and that would be a major selling point.
Yes, the only feature..
omg this is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
Why does a hardware wallet have a flashlight?
This is helpful!
I will not be buying this as my primary flashlight.
No thanks!
I want one even tho I'd have no idea what to do with it
It so pretty!!