I don’t understand how people think nostr is dead. I can’t keep up with everything here lmao I get off for an hour and the ⭕️ retards flood my notifications. Half the days I can’t go through my feed and say GM to all my frens. I’m totally fine with nostr growing slowly.

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I was thinking about this Sunday. My notifications are always blowing up. At least 3-4 hours per day

Maybe a little bit more even

Careful, you'll have people saying only retards use nostr. Though they wouldn't be wrong.

Always up and to the right.

This is really cool even though I’m a little confused about what’s going on 😂

🤔🧐…looks more like ur about to give head to a robed pedaphile😳😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🫂⭕️

😂😂…jus callin balls and strikes likes I sees them🤔🤣🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

At least you can still 😂🫡

😳🤨😂

😳😂😂

what? 🤣🤣🤣

I was a lil surprised it took u or nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 to pick up what I throwed down there🤭😂🤣😗🤌🏽

Stache came out swinging against the ruling class on this calm Wednesday morning 😂😂💀

I don’t use Primal. I don’t see 99.9% of anything. Just the way I want it.

🤨Do I know u MF?😂🤣🫂⭕️

I bought a toaster from this guy. And it worked. Best yard in town.

😂

It’s not like the primal users see everything. With that cache relay 😂

🤭

🤭

🤭

Gay response. There it is. ACO vibes.

Thread so convoluted I’m not sure what this is a response to🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤌🏽

😳😂…jus so wrong🤦🏽‍♂️

This guy might have some ptsd from those gheys in the gulag. We might need a less severe punishment for his transgressions. Repent for your sins

🧐….preciate ur support… I think🤔🤨😂😂⭕️

🤨this is why we can’t have nice thangs in the ⭕️ 🤦🏽‍♂️

😂👌👆

I didn’t tag him/her. You just did. More proofs.

McFed playing hard to get. Man up and tag him yourself. I expected more from you but I guess the ghey Superman is just too ingrained after all those years.

“Man up”

“Tag him”

wtf is happening. You pogo stick bouncing queer.

A lot of projecting coming from McFed lately. It’s time for you to look in the mirror

You forgot to tag your “guy fren”.

You’re already tagged although you actually being a guy is questionable at best. What are your pronouns again?

Dr

PHD

MBA

LLC

All will suffice.

Don’t forget grifter CEO of yodlbase

Only McD could be an LLC 😂

INC

.gov

LMAO

SatMcD.gov is crazy 😂

NIP-05 ? 😂😂

Co-CEO

Hostile takeover isn’t final yet. He has no idea what’s coming.

I thought he absconded with the funds last week

Let me know if you have an opening

Oooooooooooi shit 😂😂😂😂

I can make an animated version now

Same thing you said to aco

🤣🤣

What does the last guy say: don’t touch me or I’ll…?

Do you know what this is from? Need the actual video 😂

I don’t know memes I just steal them

Ahhhh

😳🤌🏽….holy f*ck there are tentacles growin off the tentacles of this thread…I can barely tell who’s responding to what🤦🏽‍♂️😳😂😂😂🫂

…retarded nonsense on steroids🤯…the council approves…extra rations of minced monkey testicles for everyone 🫡🌅⭕️

You guys are getting testicles?

It’s a cardboard box John. Not nightmare fuel 😂

I see the _real_ world where all items are inhabited by animating spirits.

Nutritious

nut-tritious indeed.

So sad to see two ⭕️ members struggle with dementia like this

https://video.nostr.build/1d4e572e0c828395bf8fe07ccfe907eaf25cb728362a0407228cb7286976c46f.mp4

😂SMH

Okay, I can't follow it anymore and it's unavoidable. And I don't get it, too many comments. Battery drained 🔥 You guys are still weird as fuck. 😂 Here the soldiers are celebrating Pink Wednesday with rainbow flags. Pump it up on the speakers. The world is broken.🤣 Nostr guys with passion 💯💥

Dude these threads last 12-24h. RIP your notifications, battery, everything 😂

I'm fucked 🤣👌 Haha again ⭕️🫂🔥📲

Your phone in the short term

Pogo stick bouncing queer

Who's aco?

No tag 👆

Nice work Jay. Manhood needs lessons.

I can't tag someone I don't know. That's weird.

New guy

New gay 👆

You’re not ready, back to the closet you go

aco is a pretty retarded name. I approve.

Not as retarded as Jay but hey you gotta start somewhere.

🫂

nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf comin in hot😂😂😂

Where TF have u been for the last 2 weeks🤦🏽‍♂️…. nostr:npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44 was a tard ….resigned his tardship (which was not well received by the council) …and after an apparent attitude adjustment (no doubt a visit from the council’s little frenz) resumed his tardship😳😂😂😂

…i think ur all caught up now 🤔🫡

Jay just did a 300 IQ move on you 😂

Of course he knows who aco is

😳…damn no wonder he on the front row of the ⭕️….respeck 🫡🌅

😂🤣

Yes definitely 😆

This is my boi Jay 👇🏾

Beeeeeeeeg braaaaaain 🧠🧠🧠

The struggle is real 😔

Am I doing this right?

Yes. Yes you are 🤣🤣🤣

John was a stud all along

I only have one, but it’s potent.

Your little warrior is proof of this. Isn’t he a destroyer of worlds already? 😂

His circle of influence is growing, the perimeter has reached the large playground within the HOA, world soon

Everyone close your windows and lock your doors! Little warrior is coming

I'm like the ⭕ cryptid because Amethyst is always making sure I don't get hellthreads notifications. While good for avoiding the artificial hellthreads of the past, the system breaks down in the organic hellthreads of the future.

I will get my act together with time.

Will was looking for testers on Damus Android fyi

👀👀

Rest assured the council is aware and watching🧐

…tread lightly and walk with purpose🤨😳⭕️

I'm a bat nice to make your acquaintance

🫡

😂😂😂🤌🏾

The new ⭕️ members are raising the bar today 🫡

We're growing 👀

🤦🏽‍♂️

I like that you used the word convoluted 😂😂😂

=Primal.

I was referring to something else but yeah 😂

Convoluted = primal cache relay

👆🎯

Also that other conversation we were in 😂

It’s so convoluted I don’t even know what conversation you’re talking about

😂

👆 🥄🙏😂

Pubky 😂

Shut up and go watch your overpriced Superman movie again

Mcd is in a bit of a depression since he found out Superman sucks. Give him time, he’s our friend and we need to support him now more than ever

I’m all in on this guy. The key to happiness is to make your own. Fuck that simp SuperFag. And his boyfriend BatPedo.

NiggaMan is my man. And he smart. And he can say ask. Kind of. Not really. Still says Axe.

😳😂😂🤣🤌🏽 …⭕️MG

Dude😂… we’re all gonna get tackled at the airport on account ⭕️ ur shabby ass🤦🏽‍♂️

…I’m still LOLin over hear🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

🤣🤣🤣…still loling at this🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🤌🏽

It’s the racist gift that keeps on giving🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤌🏽

*Took u or Mcd that long

Did Stache somehow break the thread reply list? Not seeing notifs for any of this. And that's ok

He might be using an old version of primal 😂

Figured. Don't see your original beacon on my notifs either. Whatever, just unusual. Chalk it up to nostr/stache retardation

Original beacon?

The post with all the ats not in my notifs

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve is there a setting that blocks threads with a lot of tagged users now? I’m guessing this was part of the Marie hellthread fix

There is, but I have it off atm

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s weird issue popped up. Tagged the ⭕️ retards but they didn’t get notified. They have the hide many tagged users option off.

I got notified. The notification is buried. Nostr ain’t dead 😂

Weird

Yes. Settings/notifications/hide posts where more than n users are tagged

Wait u guys are using a new version🤔

You should be too

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve plz put this on the “list ⭕️ plenty” u gotta hep me with😳😂🫂⭕️

What? You don’t update your apps? 😂

Apps are on auto update…see I’m on it🫡🤭

Ok good 😂

I’m here for u bro…Let me know if u need technical counciling

…and stay away from nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat ‘s “knighting” parties😳😂…jus sayin🤌🏽

Gif didn't work lol. Guess this is a self referential meme 🙈🤦‍♀️

Gotta admit I was a lil lost…while not that unusual, I was🤷🏽‍♂️😂

😂

You’re not welcome at them anyway

"Wait a minute, that's not a sword"

-- Mahdood at knighting ceremony

😳🤯….also funniest post ⭕️ day…so far😂🫡🌅

Delete yourself Stacey

🤨…payback for 👇….😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

I ain’t seeing shit.

It’s awesome. Stache fixed Nostr by breaking it.

Funniest post ⭕️ day…so far😂🫡🌅

Damn…not sure how but I follow nostr:npub1ujm8l8mupgwvu8pye2ged78pg3huectlmm6at66x5wffgvl2fkgsygt8l4 but had it muted….musta been a fat finger🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

…that artwork is awesome….sorry I’ve been missin out🫡🌅⭕️

Disappointing

🤔😂…but a surprise to very few I’m sure🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

Correct 😂

🧐😳😂🫂⭕️

Stache 🫂 That's what I thought. Sausage fingers are the best. I sometimes deliberately stay out of the ⭕️ my phone can't handle all those notifications and the heat. 🔥🧡🦁

I'm pulling you in next time 😈

Ok but wtf is ⭕?

Is bold a ⭕️ member? I always wonder about it

He’s a guest member yes 🫡

One of the best guest. We might need to upgrade him to lifetime honorary member like nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

Oh and nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx is now a lifetime honorary member as well. He held down the fort like crazy recently 🫡

No bitches allowed.

You missed a few developments while “away”. The CoV is actually at the center of the ⭕️. They kinda own us. Always has been ™

We let you stay 😂

Best post of the day so far ⭕️😂🤣

Then you should probably get going

Did that guy just eat Vindaloo or did he just shit himself? Or both?

Yes

Sats Mcdementia is one of the saddest stories on Nostr tv. Praying he gets better

Tell ‘em Puzzl

The new field office assignment is taking its toll.

Hard to say 🤭

Now I’m wishing nothing but 7’s & 2’s mothafucka.

Nobody deds me. Nobody.

Woahhh The ghost 👻 of Sats Mc D

Appreciate the in loving memory. Very nice of you again.

Aces & Kings

Forever ♾️ 21

Manhoods favorite store.

😂😂😂

😂👌😎😎😎😎🥩

I’m more of an H&M guy

😂

A “HiM” guy

wtf?

Thank you for the kind words Puzzl. A true gentleman.

I wish you nothing but aces & kings on your journey to holdem glory.

You may pass.

🖕🧂🚪

You must have a meme folder called "Evidence of them Crimez"

I have dirt on everyone

I have everyone under dirt.

😂

Mahdood didn’t Epstein himself 🤣🤣🤣

My immutable notes are proof that I would never Epstein myself. This is why we nostr and not pubky 😭

Except you probably put your nsec in some janky app and some shitty web dev is hoping someone will give a shit about you someday so he can impersonate you

Who the FUCK are you?

The reaper

High opinion of yourself

I don’t fear the reaper:

Grats on your lower self-esteem

Do you think this is how you’ll get more users for pubky?

You’re funny 😂

The nice thing about low self esteem on nostr is you can just spin up a new npub and start over. Try it for yourself 😂

Oh wait he already did

I’m starting to feel bad for him

Don’t. We have to “help” him

Gotit:

🤣🤣🤣 its for his own good

The problem is he’s not learning

That’s why we need to help him. I kinda wanna call autumn honestly. McD is dementia maxing instead of helping Caravalhoe

Lionsmane Mushrooms help

New NSEC, who dis?

Is that another pubky bro? 😂

Using nostr

Yep. His first note

Let’s show this nerd what decentralization looks like. Good luck muting us 🤣

https://video.nostr.build/19c1171401711d7bffe1835b3defb35b97495b1dc376c428400db9ca36f06593.mp4

Someone should tell pubky bro what happened the last time a troll tried to troll the retards 😂

He doesn’t know what yall did to veritas yet 🤫

Great minds 😂

nostr:note1zah6tn7vya3kdap5700adnlvnlhzfg8cr50h5ev5yrx68m7s9ags75lm4p

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂🫂

😂😂😂

I’m afraid the day will come, like the Borg, all that will remain are bodies or ⭕️

Dude was crying. McD and Autumn:

The Fall you Canuck

?

Fall > Autumn

Ah. I’m talking about Autumn Sun. The other guy who helped veritas

😂

Nobody says autumn in America…

I don’t think he’s American. I say fall in English btw

Yeah, but he wishes he was

I don’t think so no 😂

He doesn’t remember anyways

Who?

Dementia boy

McD ? I’m confused. McD wishes he was American? But he’s one of you already 😂

I’m confused too. I’ve been in this thread too long 😂

😂😂

Wow. Amazing. A WoN is confused.

Beat it long hair. We don’t need ur kind round these parts.

aco you were doing so well. Siding with Feds? Why? 😂

America. Next question.

Winning. 🏆

👆👆👆🎯

Fake news. Americans don’t say autumn. Send him to the UK with the weird accent people.

No shit. The “quant” & WoN misread my very simple math equation.

Who was confused here gimp?

nostr:note1q62wqzhttj7ndc2fg6fhjlm0zvdq204ws525hmrt0u83de9jq3jss7dgt2

It clearly says I knew.

Should I write it in French or poor so Canucks understand.

Zing.

No zing gimp mcDementia. I understand sarcasm

Sarcasm?

You’re focusing on the wrong thread. We’re trying to help Caravalhoe

Pubky pseudo thinkboi

Fuckin Primal.

I actually laughed out loud 🤣🤣

Excellent joke😂😂😂

I love that gif, the arm just falling off and him NGAF

😂

Can you do it in Chinese

我可以

Spy

Fuckin hilarious. Still laughing. 🤣

😆😆🤣

This is gold

This is the face Caravalhoe makes right before he shits on nostr 🤣

😂🤣

Damn Canucks. Simpletons.

Sit down fed

More pressing matters. Caravalhoe is on another npub. Show him 😂

Even when you trip up and autumn over?

Who Veritas?

A person who enjoyed trolling 😂

May he RIP…😳😂😂🫡⭕️🌅

😂🫡

Amazing video btw 😂😂🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

#tardance

100%. You get it 😂

Same John, different app, because nostr is dumb like that sometimes

nostr is the social layer of pubky

Gay

Hey you’re not CarvalHOE, you’re Captain 😂

what app shows previously known as?

Hehehehe

Nostur

Why the pubky look?

If he invited the ⭕ , it might actually make it a viable product, or it could destroy it completely. Only one way to find out.

He gave me one a week ago. Then I saw his notes so I made some memes. Then mute. The rest is history 😂

pub key is the gfy layer of idgaf

Guess I'm the only one here cool enough to be on it. Well, me and captain. It's very exclusive

guess you will have fun being lonely on it

I just check it occasionally. There's not a ton of activity. So you're right lol

the carvalho entity doesn't want to play with others. so they made some crap that doesn't work with nostr and nostr already had so few users that idk what to say about their interest in actual decentralized protocols.

nostr isn't that bad you need to totally reset it. it can be built up from. barely any of the clients are anything but X clones so the field is really wide open. the protocol is a bit retarded in places but you can work with it.

Is that so Yoda 😂

Yeah. It's me, Wigit, captain, saber, and a few others I don't know as well.

Others have invite keys 👀

Others were able to invite earlier in, but think it's only John who can at this time. That's what I heard

That’s not what I meant

My b. Over my head I guess

Good talk 👍🏾

10/10

You wanna start some shit with memes 🤣

Hilarious

Not really. Just like this one of yours

The ratio is like barnacle level.

You and your boi CarvalHOE. Wholesome

I don't have time for this right now. Mopeds aren't gonna ride themselves! Call it a draw

You lost fool

Did I?

I'll deal with you later 🔫

Enjoy your pubky invite code and your CarvalHOE. You guys look so

Wholesome

Think of it like nostr, but for beautiful people

Sorry to break this to you but Yoda is ugly. Pepe is beautiful. And I have an invite code. I choose not to use it. Fuck pubky

#⭕️ you guys seeing this? YODL is siding with the enemy. Next thing you know he’s gonna say he dumped all his bitty for some ETH

I'm unpredictable like that. Can't box me in like most of you "free thinking" NOSTR only sheeple

Don’t you have a moped that’s waiting for you? Beat it Yoda 🤣

Yes, fuck! I just can't let you have to last word. Good day!

The moped won’t drive itself

I agree, yoda sucks. Can barely speak English after 900 years of life. I can see why my name would remind you of him, but we are unrelated

You’re uglier than he is. At least he helped saved the galaxy. What did you do? “Used a pubky invite code”

Relative, ugly is HMMM

Uglier. You’re uglier

You know who's really cool? Steve Jobs 🤭

Oh yeah?

You’re just jealous because Pepe is beautiful. And the turtleneck is fashionable.

Your octoberfest outfit is…not great

That's alright, you're their all time best seller!

This is the most replies I’ve ever seen you do 😂

You’re still reacting a lot but replies are going up. Finally learning to use the keyboard

The quality of the replies though 😂

We can work on that later

Stop replying and we can end this

No hue

🤣

🤣

There’s an nostr:npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44 joke here. You better make it a good one. 😂

Lmao you’re a dad though 😂

That won’t stop the ⭕️ from seizing an opportunity

Carpe memum.

Yes? It's a good joke

History will remember as siding with CarvalHOE. Sad. And gay 😂

I actually do like the guy. He always stirs shit up when he wants attention on something, BUT he does so with good arguments. Don't care if he's rude, that's his choice and he doesn't seem to mind the heat

Good for you

Hahahah node hit em with the

Pretty much 😂

Don't worry your nsec is safe, no one wants it.

🪦

You just did the same joke back to me like a literal child.

Sit down pubky. Is that John Caravalhoe? 😂

I have that thing muted. Long ago.

I mute about 93.2% of Nostr.

That guys a gem though. So sure of himself it’s hilarious. Thinks he’s the reaper 😂

Me = Lion

Muted guy = sheep

Good enough for me 😂

McD just called thinkboi CaravalHOE a sheep 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine trying to promote your lame social media on nostr but you just get shitted on for two hours by a bunch of retards 😂

He’s the reaper! 😂

Stay down

This is actual footage of Noshole. You don’t wanna fuck with her. You can even hear puzzl in the background. Watch til the end👀

https://video.nostr.build/d38968664e85089c0e98c44eb74030c84f3e1827ddd2bdbf180af66ea23aad61.mp4

Bahahahe wtf

She’s totally you 😂😂

A soul sister, you might say 😂🤷‍♀️

The message is absolutely hilarious. Her psychiatrist is boring 😂

I wanna see Noshole do an impression of smeagol

That was better than expected.

I’m good at things 😎

I fucking knew it would be spot on

People think my pfp is a joke. It’s actually my personality

😂😂

I always knew this. Few 🫡

I missed Mahdood’s note I thought you were imitating the girl from the previous video 😂

Ohhh bahahaha no

Lmao

Exactly 😂

😂

Holy shit it was you all along 😂😂😂

Bahahahahaha

This was the fateful day I was initiated ⭕️

nostr:note19csjw4jmftap3w86xna30xk3d5supvn7gl4qvgl3rppp2ln4fyvqtsmutk

Ah you were already a full time member! Excellent news

I need to add you to my tag list but I’m kinda lazy and don’t feel like it right now. Maybe after the council has their official meeting inducting aco into the ⭕️

And puzzles

No bitches allowed

👆🎯

I think I heard this line before… it didn’t go so well 🤭

Says the man who’s too big of a bitch to play poker with me 😱

Noshole stop! He’s already dead

My bad!

I can’t stop laughing. Ok keep going 😂

The ⭕ is mystical.

The ⭕ is mysterious.

The ⭕ is mythical.

The ⭕ is retarded.

😳🤌🏽….must u ask🤨

….may God have mercy on ur poor digital soul🤦🏽‍♂️🤯😂😂😂⭕️

its a bunch of bitcoin memers united in a polycule i think. we aren’t invited though

Everyone is welcome to permissionlessly jump into the thread. There is just no guarantee you can get out later ⭕️

are you retarded?

Yes🫡

then you are a member of ⭕️

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the ⭕ is. You have to see it for yourself"

👆this

Reading all the replies and threads and I still have no idea what the 🅾️ is.

I’ll study Green Eggs & Ham and get back to you all.

Do you get into the ⭕ or does the ⭕ get into you?

Yes

Also, how tight is the ⭕?

Asking the real questions

Thou protests to much

Double meaning of the ⭕? 👀

Evidence of the gheys

#haiku

Tight as a retired hooker

LMAO 🤣

it's a bunch of bots and fake accounts

I think it depends on many things but it all falls on an individual level, the time you stay here contributing content, shaping your feed, or even contributing to the technological growth of the protocol... also the perspective of when it is big... in short, I want to say to the common NPC: Nostr is a niche, but it is not dead, it's just that you don't want to dedicate time to growing your account and you prefer that another algorithm do it for you

GM late

Jesus christ just took me 25 mins to scroll up to OP from a comment. Do yall work day jobs?

Shitposting is a full time job ser

Touche, touche