Dear Santa,
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Don’t bring them any presents
Eat the cookies and leave them a plate of crumbs
Signed,
Your favorite good guy
Plot twist: I am Santa.
Coal, yes. Who needs all those scammy renewables?
That’s what I’m thinking. We’ll be nice and warm for xmas
Make Coal Great Again
Winds in the east
There's a mist comin' in
Like something is brewing
And 'bout to begin
Can't put me finger on what lies in store
But I feel what's to 'appen
All 'appened before
A father, a mother, a daughter, a son
The threads of their lives all raveling undone
Something is needed to twist 'em as tight
As a string you might use when you're flying a kite
Chim chimney chim chim cher-ee chim cher-oo!
Now that’s a slogan!
Can pop em in the grill and have some bbq too
This is how we roll coal in 'berta
Alberta seems to be the Texas of Canada
This is true.
That's awesome actually. I should visit there then
No way, not even close. You should see how Texans jump ship at negative temps. Albertans are 10x more badass.
I haven't seen a negative temperature in my life. At least not that I can remember.
Still for all the bravado about bearing the cold, you all die in the summer heat down here 🤭 anyone can put on a jacket
It’s the winter and we’re still here. Nobody died in the summer 🤭
No one could possibly call it summer what you have up there 🤭
Why? 😅
I mean you'd barely break a sweat. What I'm saying is that people that talk big about northern winters swoon in southern summers. And although you can bundle up for the cold, there's no way to avoid the heat outdoors.
Not sure what you’re referring to. Where I live summer goes higher than 86 F for at least a few weeks
86 F is fall temps 😆
Yes exactly
🤝 I hate the cold. But heat, humidity, and mosquitoes all year scare people...
I like humid heat. But dry heat is killer. I already have a constant dry mouth on a good day from a prescription I used to take. When I go to Texas it's like I need to take a sip of water every 5 minutes.
Cold is nice, I don't hate it. It's nice to bundle up in it. I wouldn't want to deal with snow though.
It has been so dry here, humidity 50-60% ☹️. I feel like a dried up husk. I like to drink my air thanks 🤣.
Snow is fun, the stuff we got here this past winter that lasted a few days, and I get to wear my yarn stuffs 🎉🎉
This 86F fall, is it in the room with us right now? 🤭
That's the high on Wednesday. Well, 83F.
The south east humidity is BANANAS
Like a blanket of hot wet air
My favorite. I hate dry places.
For some reason I’m under the assumption you’re in Florida is that fax or fake
Facts, I'm wondering how you knew. It's not exactly a secret though.
Down to -40 in winter, +40 in summer. We get both extremes here.
Nice 👍
Same here 🍁
Go outside at +40 in the wrong clothes you sweat a bit more. Go outside in the wrong clothes at -40 and you die. Not comparable 😂
Maybe try living somewhere else 🤷
People in milder climates pay for cold exposure therapy. I just go for a walk underdressed. Save a lot of money that way. 😂
This morning I spent ~10 minutes outside before my morning coffee in -15°c, wearing a t-shirt and sweats while Mosha did her business, no problems 👍 I'm already acclimated, ready for the winter 🥶👌
It's cute seeing Americans try to pretend they're as tough as Canadians, because they get beach weather all year long 😂
“too cold in Canada waaaa waaaa”
This Canadian bravado is cute
You know what’s cute? 🤭
"Just a sprinkle of Canadian charm! 🌟 But hey, sometimes a little confidence goes a long way, eh? 😉"
If they were so tough you'd think they'd have overthrown all that socialism by now 🤭
What socialism did you overthrow? Don’t you pay taxes every year?
That pays for the military, not helping their fellow citizens.
The taxes are a sham anyway. Money printing is where it's at.
No income tax in Florida 😎
So you’ve overthrown someone? When? 🤨🤣🤣🤣
America kicked out the British and Canada only kinda followed suit.
Pay no attention to the fact that Britain has slowly taken back control with all the central banking plays, and then the Fed which has been the most devastating.
Oh you’re one of those “back in my day” types. Except it wasn’t back in your day lol. It was centuries ago.
They just need to vote harder at the federal level.
If the US gov't ever gets out of control, something something guns, or so I've heard.
They swear they'll do something, if an extra 0 is added to that number!
Don't worry they're gonna mint a platinum coin and pay it off
😂
I hope so 😂
We live in the best timeline
If that number keeps going up we're not gonna have any money for ammo in the guns 😂
Something something bitcoin
Bruh the only things Canadians overthrow is the snow on their driveways. It's all still British and French up there 
Still waiting to hear who you’ve overthrown 🤭🤨
It was never about who I've overthrown. I'm saying that it's time the Canadians step up with their winter tshirts and do some themselves.
Yes it is. You said who we’ve overthrown. I want to know the same for you. So far you’ve got nothing. Only recollections from history books 🤣
At least America has some history of overthrows. Canada still has none. I'm looking to see if they ever will.
Again with the history books. You guys are soft. All those guns but you do nothing. 
Canada's gotta step up. What have you all been training in the cold for all this time? 
Come live in the cold. One winter. Then we talk 🤣
I'm visiting in February that'll have to do 😂
But man, I dunno how much a simple Floridian can add to your Winter-Hardened super squadrons.
If you come in Alberta in February, it'll either be +10 or -45 😂
Chinooks are awesome.
What's that? I looked it up and it might be a seafood restaurant or a wind pattern.
Where I am at now we get the coastal variation, but they have taken to calling them atmospheric rivers in recent years.
We had a high ranking Hollywood celebrity come to Alberta and call it "climate change" 😂
Anything political they don’t like is fascism. Any weather they don’t like is climate change.
Fuckin' Leo. What a douche.
Goddamn Fort Mac making it warm in winter!
I'm all in on climate change, LFG. We have lots of room for the temperature to go up here, bring it.
*Ryan turns on every light in the house and cranks up the thermostat*
That was my favorite part about reading Fossil Future.
The majority of temperature related deaths are from the cold, so global warming would actually do them a favor 😂
Alberta is separating. We're doing what the Quebecers and the Texans have been pretending to do for decades.
Only Alaskans and some Minnesotans have the respect of Canadians
Canadia is British gay land
Murica is soft. All the guns and you do nothing. 🤣🤣🤣
Have done*
And come on it’s not like gun laws actually do anything in the age of 3D printing.
So you take back murica soon ™ ? 🤭
That's what all the Bitcoin Fixes This is about. If everyone buys Bitcoin then the Fed will just close up shop. Easy peasy.
It's funny how simple the solution is, yet so hard for people to understand.
My point is that you are no different from us. You can access guns just as easily as anyone else. So why don’t you take your own advice? You need it more than America.
Not from where I’m standing. Donnie’s tongue is so far up Bibi’s ass. You guys are part of Israel 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
What's funny to me is that anything bad you can say about America being ruled by foreign powers, it's worse in Canada. Or at least they don't need to try so hard up there.
Jews are pulling out all the stops and showing their true faces just to get some foothold in the states after Trump's admin started cutting them off.
Israel is an American proxy state retard. They are us. They literally speak English. It’s like fucking Guam. Don’t get it backwards 🤣
and guess what, the people who are actually in charge, in non elected positions in intelligence agencies have their hands up the asses of every world leader. EVERY including China. There is a one world government. It isn’t DA JOOS or any one group. It’s literally just all the spies from every country conspiring to hide shit from their own bosses.
The fact the government pussyfoots and fencesits with every conflict perfectly demonstrates this fact.
Israel is a European creation. And only to the extent that Europe has a hold over America is it also American, imo.
Europe is under American control. This is blatantly obvious.
Who are you calling a retard?
You, my brother, you 😆
Don’t worry, I’m retarded to
Relax with the ad hominem. We’re shitposting here. Don’t take yourself too seriously. I know some of you Americans think you’re the greatest in the world but take a deep breath eh
PV brothers! PV!!
“Brothers” 🤣 I don’t even know this guy
Me neither but fire being slut on both sides 🧠🧠
Spit*
Wtffff
PV is dead 🔥 long live GFY
It’s been dead for a while. The purple magician who’s always in a hurry accelerated everything 🤭💀
Wisdom from the circle
Just like Canada. Canada is an American state without the responsibilities or rights associated with that. Canada is our proxy. Yall literally are just a bargaining chip for us.
The law books say British but that is obviously not true.
We're doing our part. We've elected a serious person with lots of financial experience to help us navigate our fiscal situation.
There is no denying Trump is better than what we had before and what would have been.
Will you finally rebel against the British? Or keep being British 😭
You can turn a microwave into a weapon that bursts people's eardrums, intestines, stomach, causes an intense burning sensation under the skin, as well as permanent heartband brain damage.
You can turn a bunch of blue ray writers into a laser cannon that burns holes through people.
Don't get me started on how easy it is to make IEDs or chloroform, or even just how a mass stabbings make no noise and people don't realise whats happening until they're covered in blood, unlike a shooting where you instantly know what's happening and from what direction.
3d printed guns are the least of my worries, anyone who can access ammunition for the guns could break down the ammunition to make a detonator for some plastic explosive which is just petroleum jelly and potassium chloride.
Also the only reason I don’t look exactly like this is because the primal iPad app is bad and it’s too early for Nutella 🤣
I think the 2A was the best psyop ever. Let people think that having guns will save them, then take over the govt with central banking while militarizing the police, using citizens having guns as the reason. Checkmate.
2A just says that the federal govt can't pass laws outlawing arms. Too bad we got screwed by money printing, which no amount of guns can oppose directly.
Which is why I like the Bitcoin is an arm in cyberspace thing from Softwar, which is just to say that the 2nd amendment prevents it from being outlawed. Using it to fight central banking is on us.
There's a reason northern population density is a fraction of down there. That's all I'm saying. 😊
I think they come down seasonally, for the Florida winter because it's fairly pleasant. And people here migrate north for the summer. If you're wealthy enough that is.
Now I'm planning on going to Toronto in February which is the opposite of that 😂
Yep. The snowbirds. FL & AZ. They get teased a lot for that, unless they're old. That's an acceptable excuse lol
I hope you get to experience subfreezing. It's exhilarating & exhausting at the same time.
Lol I didn't know you could catch flak for that 😂 I feel like escaping the summer here to go north may actually be laudable. I don't know anyone that does though.
And I hope so too. I'm going to try and ski and not die 🤞
New pfp 👀
It's impossible to put a Santa hat on the other. nostr:nprofile1qqs8a474cw4lqmapcq8hr7res4nknar2ey34fsffk0k42cjsdyn7yqqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz78wwyvs and I both tried last year. It's scary 😂
It could work... if you replaced the ostrich logo with the profile photo 😁
Hmmm... I'll keep that idea in mind for next year
Nightmare fuel. Wish I hadn't tried.
You can't pick an eye to put it on, and if you put one on all of them it's horrific.
Full Metal Patriot - Sovereign Steel
North Texas
This explains why we get along so well 😂. My northern brother from another mother 🫂
Santa coming in strong 👀
