⚡️🗣️ DEBATE - What would you do if you found this?
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Satoshi didn't use seed backup, it was not invented at the time if I'm right.
If it said "wallet.dat backup", however... 😅
Laugh
I'd send it all to a burn address. 🤣
Burn it.
I would write a code to divide all the contents of all the wallets into equal amounts of sats and distribute to the maximum number of address such that, these addresses have sats above the dust limit and below the number of sats distributed.
This way, if your wallet address has a number of sats below distributed sats, you at least double your holdings, if more, then you already have enough.
If you have none, tough luck, you didn't accept Satoshi's genius.
Buy an old working Pentium PC with a floppy drive 😁
… tell the world that I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Destroy it
Toss that shit!
Back it up my way and go on a long vacation.
This would make an eeeeexcellent stocking stuffer
if i found this id give it to pubkey to give to jack cos old world floppies are nostalgic as hell
i dont know what it means, if it is supposed to mean something, id do that with any floppy i found tbh
in clarity: not mallers, im pretty sure if i remember right, mallers is a kid, i caught a stream for a second
i mean jack dorsey like id attach a post it and write with a colored pencil: for jack dorsey
and just give it to the bartender on shift
leave logistics of that to thomas because he needs more work
and, in clarity, if the bartender said they cant take anything for others, id bring it home and chuck it in my next campfire to see how a floppy burns cos ive never watched one melt before, i wouldnt stand close cos im guessing toxic fumes
I’m keeping 1000 (across multiple wallets) for myself and distributing the rest. Makes it hard to know who Satoshi is if everyone is getting sent Sats (like the ending of ‘V For Vendetta’)
Burn it to ashes.
destroy, doent just bin it!