Bidets rule.

Europe and Japan you win this round.

My butthole has never been so clean.

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You using an attachment or a full blown unit?

Fancy Toilet seat thing

Ahhhh…. You haven’t truly made it yet. You’re just on the attachment.

(I haven’t made it yet either. I want a full blown unit for Christmas WITH the heater)

@santa take note you fat fuck

I thought I wanted a heater too, but wasn't willing to cough up the sats.

After buying the $100 Brondell option, I can't imagine needing anything more.

I enjoy it so much, I consider buying one for friends and family if I know I might be visiting....

Can you post an instructional video?

To learn how they work, and how to use them, you must first get your face down there up close to see how they work. Then you turn on the valve . . 🌊💦👀

Haha. Nice try. That’s what I DID! Never again.

Pro tip. If you’re going on vacation and don’t know if there will be a bidet…pack a squirt gun.

If you fell face first in cow dung, would you clean it by smearing it with dry paper products only? Why should your butthole be treated differently? Cleaning with water is arguably more hygienic, efficient, and thorough.

It’s the thought of Hodl’s butthole, not the bidet 😂

Oh 😏

why are they not more common around the world? especially in the US almost no hotels have them.

The civilized world has clean buttholes

🫡

lets start a movement

I'm bidet-only, and I just got a squatting stool. I think I'm on the right path in life.

Legend 💪🏽

My hotel last year in Miami changed my life. It had a super fancy Japanese bidet toilet. Warm water, air dry, heated seat, the seat opened when I walked into the room and closed and flushed when I left. It was just amazing 🥹

Ahh... That good-ole outhouse breeze is a must.

Bitcoin needs to fix this pressing problem.

The orange pill helps the brown pill go down.

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Worst part of going on vacation now is leaving our bidet

And the whole of the Middle East and Asia…

IYKYK

https://youtu.be/MKcQdIyS7nI?feature=shared

Wait until you geniuses discover what soap does when added to this butthole cleaning procedure 🙄

Bro that's a Muslim ☪️ thing

Nah, southern Europe too.

Ya southern Europe got it from north Africa i.e Islam

Yeah, it is common too. Hard to tell who get it from whom, could be a shared trait by all Abrahamic religions, as the Mediterranean is the cradle of civilization it is logical to expect it is where this costume became widespread.

But I don't think Japan learn it from Mediterraneans, at the end you don't need to be a rocket scientist to see that cleaning your ass with water is better than with paper.

Didn’t know the Muslims invented it. But allah bless them. This is a invention the world needed lol

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This is the way. Happy 🍑, happy life.

Hose that hole HODL!

I have Bidet pilled at least 3 people.

I thought you were gonna say something like:

"Bidets rule:

1. Sit on the bidet before you turn it on"

Welcome to the Muslim world

Otherwise known as Europe lol 😂

I’m talking centuries tho 😂

I miss Japan

There is Bidet.. there is no second best!

Remember, a clear mind starts with a clean behind.

We are used to bidet here in Italy and we are constantly mocking France as the country without bidet

If you like bidets, you’re going to love the Brazilian ass cleaning water hose 😂

Finns got the same. Here it is called pillupuhelin = pussy phone, and it is great.