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Sometimes I twerk in front of my dogs so they think I’m wagging my tail too.

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Sometimes I pee on a tree to let my kids know where I am.

Sometimes I crop dust people who are rude in the grocery store for justice

Not all heroes wear capes 😶‍🌫️

Nah I don’t let that shit go 😂

Clearly you do! 🤣

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I crop dust my students and let them blame each other

It’s easy to blame farts on kids or animals. If it’s just you and another person, blame a “barking spider”

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Sometimes I shit with the door open to torture my wife.

Bahaha I fully walk in on my husband. Try to talk to him and stuff, but he hates it. I shit with the door open too. Even at Wendy’s

You're my favorite.

Aww just a feral child all grown up 😂

Correct.

Establishing dominance 😂

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