🫂

Thank him 🤝

poke his belly

Ask him why he's not got a bigger fridge/freezer😬.

Tell him I'm going down with the ship formerly known as Twitter and after that I'm just going to curl up in a ball and accept defeat.

🍻

I'd say "wen android client?" 👀

Ask him why lnd is better than cln

Give him a vodka shot

Buy him a drink 🤙🏼

Offer him a few rips of my dmt vape

Welcome to RTSON 🟣

Ask him where I can get that shirt!

Handshake and npub drop

Follow me first -> npub•••••

😄

Thank 🙏 and hug 🫂

Politely nod while mentally drafting a note about how I ended up in a real-life decentralized social media party and met Will.

IRL? I’d be so shocked!! 🤣

zap him and naively tell him about a product I wish existed

Ask questions. First one that comes to mind: how can storage of decentralized social media scale?

Ask where that shirt came from 🔥!

Ask for a free hat

YOU, ZAP DAT ASS!

The correct answer is “zap him,” right? 😄

Immediately zap, that’s what! 😎⚡️

Do you wear one-legged trousers/pants?

nice t-shirt

Pull out my phone and zaps him 🫡

Proceeds to ask him where he got the shirt.

Zap

Zap him, buy him shots, and collaborate with him to engage the entire room with nostr education, connecting with the audience.

#TakeThePowerBack!!

Looks like a peasant.

Would say: Damn I wish I bought that sexy nerdy shirt last week 🤣🫂

Give him $5 million in VC funding.

Probably sleep with him.

Thank god I'm on leash.

You're asking on wrong network, friend.

a bit crazy-eyed, I probably say something nice about nostr and then back away slowly

Punch him in the face

I would say I’m well versed in decentralized protocols and offer to zap him on his face.

🤙

Danger to society. Lock him up.

Listen to him ;)

heh i almost bought one of those shirts at the conference

Buy the dip

Listening and asking a lot of questions

Buying that man a beer

🫡 GM

Cry out to nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev for help… 😁

Shake his hand.

But what about ending hate speech?

Zap him ⚡ Then tell him about decentralized music and to listen to self-hosted artists on LNBeats.com 🙃

I listen with respect 𓅦

would

Nice tee 😘

decentralize the conversation by going to another spot

Zap him

Buying him a beer

Sign up 🧐

I tell him he has is shirt on backwardsly.

Try to contain my excitement while I compliment his swag and gush about my ideas for stuff to built atop the protocol

Have a nice chat cuz on spectrum?

Your house seems like a Brazilian’s house

#Learn.

Propose Marriage

"Where can I buy that Tshirt?"

find the nearest exit

Tell him about how distilled water, lithium chloride and methylene blue changed my life.

Zap that sob.

A única forma de ter liberdade é no anonimato, todos os serviços devem ser descentralizado.

I need to go get another drink.

nice glasses

Zap him immediately

Listen to every idea and thought this guy has about the topic 👂🫂

Nod and smile, just nod and smile…

Say, "Hi, JB"

Offer him a drink 😄

I shut the fuck up and listen

I don't take him seriously because he's wearing shorts.

Seems normal 🖖

flattered, really man, but I'm straight