Should I eat this tortilla?
Discussion
What the fuck
No.
It was toasted and from last night, does that change your answer?
If it's from last night even moreso no. The original no was when I thought it was from an hour or less ago 🤣
Girl you're not desperate. Go eat some fancy cheese, stop trying to be a trash goblin.
Fancy cheese cost more than day old tortilla. Are you humbly stacking or are you snacking?
I eat quality food because my body's health and well being is more important to me than stack size. You can humbly stack while also not eating trash 🤷♀️
I declare this is my favorite animation of all time.
The Dude is showing us the correct way. Is he worried about stacking? No. Is he eating trash. No. Full fat cream, high quality Kahlua and vodka. No worries 🤣
The dude abides. He’d eat that tortilla out of the trash with no regard for diarrhea and then go spend his stack on fancy cheese.
This reminds me I have this on my bookshelf:
🤣 The Dude drinks, he doesn't eat in the entire movie. He gets his full calorie intake and proteins from the cream in his White Russians like a true alcoholic 🤣
But that's a cool book!
I used to dumpster dive fancy cheese from Trader Joes in college...
Were they good?
Absolutely. Trader Joes dumpsters were better than many stores. I think they donate more now but not sure.
Winters were the best; we'd even get steaks and smoked salmon.
I too dumpster dove when in my early 20s, or would just steal from the grocery store. At one point I realized I was basically acting like a Charles Dickens character and I wanted a better life for myself
It depends. What's under the plate?
Another plate with rice and beans
Then no.
The bigger question is who in their right mind would throw away it in the first place?
That was clearly a maybe later kind of food. You leave it on the counter until you're either ready to eat it or take the trash out.
🤣😂🤣
For science ☝️
Its on top 🤷
I think that is the most hygienic looking bin I've ever seen (Probably on a par with my mother's Godly level of cleanliness). Yes, that's 💯 edible👌🏻.
Exposure is the best medicine for your immune system. That and a swig of dip spit and you'll never be sick again.
As long as it’s not there illegally.
