Impossible: I never skip leg day 🤣

(that’s a cropped pic)

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Women of the ⭕️ (Stacey): 100

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Like you cropped “Gay Batman” too?

Node = “The Cropper”.

Stache - 500

Clown duo - 2000 XRP

You jump to conclusions quickly 😂

Pepe was cropped when I found him. Notice how the t-shirt is not straight at the bottom. A crop would follow a line.

Don’t you guys have detective training at the office? 🤭

They do work for the government so they’re not going to be very skilled

You’d be surprised.

The grandmaster move here would be if Sats is actually from Langley but totally plays into the meme of being a fed but pretending not to be

69D chess.

What do you guys think about self custody & international transfers?

Pretty crazy, huh 🤔

No idea what that is. I’m here for grownostr 🤭

We should do a dev meetup & get all of them in the same room soon.

That would be awesome 😎

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 always wanted to do a meeting irl….

Totally innocent. Legally speaking.

He’s the district attorney!

Feds don’t have districts.

What’s higher than district attorney? You guys have lawyers on payroll ?

Think of a karate DOJo

Without the last o.

Only can act in the states right? Right?

Especially the 51st state.

Israel?

😂😂😂😂🥩🏆

🤔😖….the Den ⭕️ Jack*sses😳🫡🤭

I’m still waitin on my van and hot nurse🤨🤨🤷🏽‍♂️🧐⭕️

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0

She’s going to be late. Stuck in traffic. We’ve tagged her (actually him).

🤨

😂

🤣

Starting to think John gave the keys for the ⭕️ to yodl

YODL is long gone. Bags are full.

You mean ass is full?

Yes

Idk any devs or people in general I just live as an outcast resentful of society hoping to get revenge someday

👆I’m not sure some red flag and domest1( terr0r15m statutes aren’t in play here😳🤭⭕️

Noted.

Thx Agent Stacey.

WtW?!!?🤔😳😂😂😂

😳😳😳😳🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

This is my theory already

We might be outnumbered by Feds

Can’t delete on Nostr.

It’s perfect. 👌

Nothing illegal going on here. Just a bunch of retards trying to grow nostr 😳

Sure. 👍

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat

Triple confirmation

He even changed his name to McFed 👀

Who?

Not gone. I left operations in mcds hands while I ran fro-- traveled back home. Fund entirely safu and growing

Some minor snafu’s on some withdrawals but all is great. Funds safu LLC Inc cc

Never had any doubts

Yodl come play cards 🃏

Oh yeah?

I could use some ϟ after my latest business trips...

I'll join in 10-15. Need to drop the kids off real quick

What do yall play?

We are playing Texas hodl em

Aww idk how to play

It’s market research

When uno on corny chat

👀

Dominoes

Majong!!

Holdem

Yodl left to the Caribbeans and letting mcd take the heat

Caribbean isn’t plural dipshit.

As a new Bajan, I can attest to that 😂

See. Rich people know. Mike does too.

I'm a poor humble fool who has lost my keys 😩

Why’d you have to remind him he’s poor. So insensitive off to the gulag with you

Same. Yacht accident.

Mine fell in the toilet while flushing😳…it’s a sh*tty way to lose ur BTC🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

When Stacie is away from nostr he is spending 90% of the time curating three new memes to use upon his return. 5% he is sleeping and the rest is sponge bath time.

Come play poker John

If you’re still playing when my son goes down I wil.

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

Going to eat dinner and let’s play!

When and how do we?

😂👆🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🥩💯💯

Beautiful analysis my friend 😂

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

Out. Take a lap. Get some air.

🤨😂😂😂🫡🤷🏽‍♂️

Caribbeans = Caribbean islands

🤔😂😂😂….factually correct🤭…I verified🤌🏽🫡

….still winning🤣🫂⭕️

"Cropped"?

There is a full version?!

Who is this ??

Anonymous’ alt????

Odds at 10% now

Old npub 👀

Talks about astral client 2 years ago. He started around the same time as I did

👆

🤔👀

Looks like gay Batman🤔

😂

Perhaps it was never cropped and this is the whole pic? 😂

Shh, that lets anon off too easy

It’s still a terrible pic to save 😂

Not to mention search and scroll 🤭

Terrible 😂

wtf is going on!?

The best part is it is now on my blossom server.

I have a lot of fucked up shit on my hard drives but explaining this in court would take quite a lot of work.

"Don't kink shame, your honor"

“It’s strictly for shitposting your honor, for the laughs”

You all fight too much

He posted gay Batman this means war. And by war, I mean lawyers! We’re lawyering up and I call dibs on John. Have fun staying poor everyone else

I’m very expensive.

It’s okay I got some of Stacey’s sats from the zappening scandal

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

👆👆👆👆👆

😂😂😂💯

🤣🤣🤣

lol

😂

I deeply regret checking back in.

Me too. Care for another tech Ramadan?

Let me just check in on my Nostr tards quickly annnnnddddddddddd

Ayoo, Art of the Deal 😂

You like my meme? ;)

That's fine art, beautiful 😙👌

It’s fantastic I already stole it

I’m out

Dolph?

Stop. It keeps popping up when you respond. Make it go away.

Fuckin nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl

You ruined Nostr.

Mute the conversation

It’s sad to realize that Stacey is the only woman left in the ⭕️ after Sarah retired from Langley

We still have Noshole as lifetime honorary member 🫡

We took Marie out with a broken leg. It was a warning.

She “fell”

“Slipped”

“Slid”

nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz is the sh*t🫡…if memory serves me correctly (and it always does🧐) she coined powerful term CoV🤔😂😂😂😂🫂🥰⭕️

This is true. I love ⭕️ threads, but I can’t always keep up with the notifs 😂

Why would you even try?

It's literally impossible 😂

Wisdom from the CoV😳🤯😂😂🫂⭕️

I can’t either. None of us can 😂

What’s a thread?

We love having you too.

2nd door on the left. Just past the dogs water bowl.

Mcd’s a lil rough around the edges😳🤭🤷🏽‍♂️🫂

…did I mention he’s still potty training?😳🤣🤣🤌🏽⭕️

One can always improve their potty game.

🤔

poosition

Form

Did you just object to my post?

I shitposted on it 🤭

🤣

🤣

I hear Mobile is beautiful this time of the year

⛈️

Looks pleasant 🤌🏾

This is a shitty thread. 🥁

Yes 🤭

Deep in the bowels of the ⭕️

It's true. I got one of those squat stools later in life and wish I had it earlier.

Another thing that’s a game changer is a bidet. Installed some at home. Never going back 💦💦💦

Handheld shower head is life changing.

Bits will never be cleaner.

nostr:npub1qsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534aseeuqvd the circle members stay clean with bidets and handheld shower heads

Cleanest cloaca's this side of uranus.

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

😳🤭🤢🤮….🤣🤣🤣🤣⭕️🤌🏽

I switched from handheld to static cause I wanted to try out a filtered showerhead. But the filter is really nice so I haven't gone back.

very truth

Whenever I’m not home and I go to the bathroom I wonder wtf is the bidet🤣🤣🤣

that’s living life on the edge

The edge of the bowl 🤭

….how did we get here?😳😂😂🤣🤣⭕️🤌🏽🤦🏽‍♂️

This started as a nostrbama thread 🤣🤣

🤔…I knewed it was sumthin😳🫡🤣⭕️🤷🏽‍♂️

🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣

⭕ 🤣 🤣 ⭕

I feel like there’s a get the stones meme in there somewhere 🤣

Can’t believe obama is on nostr

Once again Stache starts a thread about shitting & forgets what Nostr is. Thinks he’s changing channels on the TV.

“Why isn’t the remote working?”

Stache I tried watching that movie major payne. I couldn’t finish it. It was so bad and cringe. Didn’t laugh once.

That’s the one with the wayans guy?

Yeah super cringey levels of retard

I don’t remember a good movie or something I wanted to watch with the wayans brothers.

White chicks was great but most of their stuff is mid at best

I haven’t seen that one

I briefly saw a sitcom with one of the brothers. Nothing special

My wife and kids? lol

I don’t remember the name. It’s possible yes. Saw like half an episode. A long time ago

Yes I think that’s it 🤣

I wasn’t crazy about this one🤷🏽‍♂️

Cause it’s terrible. Delete that Manhood.

You guys don’t like white chicks but love major payne

I always thought In Living Color was pretty good🤷🏽‍♂️

And it was peaking around when SNL was in decline….imo🤷🏽‍♂️

1 tubby tubby, thats all I remember. I feel that forgetting was likely a self defense measure taken by my brain.

Berating people is always the best way to get them to change for sure.

Oh wait, every study that compared them shows that positive reinforcement beats negative reinforcement every time.

Beat it nerd. We don’t do studies.

🤔…the ⭕️ is more of an intuitive collection of excellence 🤨😂😂😂🤌🏽🫡

… occasionally the data set may be incomplete but we know the proof/result with adequate certainty when we see it🧐

….rare mistakes are made😳… but it’s collateral damage we’re willing to accept🫡

…..🤔well except for that misguided projectile that ended up in nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve ‘s cloaca….everybody was pretty sorry about that😳

…I think the council handled that delicate apology pretty well🤔🤭🤌🏽⭕️

😳😂

Funniest post ⭕️ day…so far😂🫡🌅

Had a feeling you’d like that one 😎

Appropriation complete🤭🫡🤷🏽‍♂️

😂

😂

😂

Well I’m off to Costco and lunch and a beer at fav brew house with @mrsstache🫡

…but rest assured I’ll miss u *ss🤡s terribly in the interim 🤭😂😂😂🫂⭕️

Enjoy Stache

Also this 👇🏾

If I go jack off now aren't you worried that will create a positive association with posting about studies in ⭕ threads and I'll feel compelled to do it again?

That was funny 😂

It’s ok to be wrong…we can still be frenz🤔😳🤌🏽🤭🫂⭕️

I do this, but with the close button 🤭

I do this with the mute button

It’s a tough watch. Has some moments. Few though.

I would think it’s funny if I was like 8 years old… maybe

🤔…well I’m sure ur a very advanced boy🤭😂😂😂🫡

😂💯👌

Gross 🤮

This was the best thing

Used a Japanese toilet a couple months ago. Definitely planning on getting one at home someday soonish

Very funny SouthPark on this. Watch it.

The big toilet paper industry is censoring the episode

Noted. Haven't watched I'm pretty sure

Yes

Yes do it.

Imagine using one daily. Sooner rather than later.

Soontm

Game changer.

True story

🤣🤣

Best fart joke I’ve seen in years. Well done

Technically he’s relearning because he forgot due to the dementia

Passed*

🤭

🤔

😳

In this context, “past” is used as a preposition meaning “beyond” or “on the farther side of.” So the sentence is grammatically correct.

🤝

Oh shit, I think you're right. It's weird cuz specifically this word has been messing me up lately. It's like I unlearned it and have to think anew each time I use it

I learned you good YODL.

Women of Nostr - 0

SATS- undefeated

Don’t let his brainrot poison your mind. He’s wrong take a lap

😂

I fucking love that skit man 🤣

I laugh every time. Every single time. The whole series was funny.

The one where he goes to the haunted house showing 😂

When he can’t drive.

It’s interesting. The Ghosts. 😂😂

What's it from. I hate that gif for some reason. Dude looks sickly

Be better YODL.

The money has changed you. Be better.

The only money changer here is you!

Board room fight.

I’m gonna oust you in a hostile takeover. I have the votes. And nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 (our biggest & only client) is voting with me.

This day was inevitable.

Robert’s rules.

👆👆💯👌

You can't do this to me! It's my company!!

Hostile McTakeover

Going through the books now. What a mess.

How many shoes does one man need. wtf.

First rebranding video just dropped 👀

https://v.nostr.build/SXbzwiI3xxoHFv9j.mp4

The head always gets me. 😂😂😂😂😂

Rustic.

🤣🤣🤣

He bought new shoes after one wear

The Crypto business world sure is cut throat

nostr:npub1qsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534aseeuqvd When YODLbase became Satsbase

The re-re-branding is real.

This is best for all.

YODL is out! It’s for the best

Sheeeyit, easy come easy go I guess. I'll be honest, the pressure was starting to get to me.

also nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 , you won't have any trouble moving the funds...because there aren't any!

Suckas!! 🚀🚀✈️🌎

🤣🤣

Damn they already took out Yodl. Does anyone own anything anymore? Is there no justice left in this cruel world?

It’s what’s best. For him, maybe. For me, definitely.👍

You realize that you have taken on all of his liabilities. You have to answer to the investors that just got rugged 🤣

They’re McLiabilities now 😂

Straight to jail hehehe. What a relief! I've still got my used jet at least, and some Gucci

How much bitcoin did Stacey have lmao

He zapped a retarded amount.

YODL is Keyser Söze 🏆

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy if you haven’t seen the Usual Suspects, you should watch it. Excellent movie

👆👆👆💯

🤝

wtf of course I've seen it.

I didn’t know what 👀 meant 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

Fair, it's prob the most ambiguous reaction.

Comments win again 🤭

#YESTR

#YESTR

Don’t give him more ideas

😂

Why don’t we team up & blame it on Stache?

Sell the jet, split the proceeds. Re-incorporate while nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 spends 20 in the clink for wire fraud.

It will work.

Lmao Stache loses his bitty and his freedom. Cut throat world the crypto industry 🤭

Stacey won’t do well in prison. This is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

He needs to join a gang. Maybe get a few tattoos

Maximum chaos and injustice? I'm in!

Live shot of nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 reporting to prison.

wow, he must have joined a vicious gang. I guess he’ll be fine

Muzzle is really important

they havE special jerseys 4 the MEDheads*/*ya

20 years in a federal country club🤔

…what could possibly go wrong😳

…I’m in…but I want my frickin bitties back

…some white collar f*cks are going down🤨

…I will miss my chickens tho🤔😳

….and yes “usual suspects” top 10 movie all time🤔🫡

The gangs will protect you. You’ll be fine

Final settlement is not on your side

Maybe he'll get a cell with Diddy?

And SBF? Nice trio tbh 😂

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

N*gr* get back in ur corner before i grease u up with diddy’s warm stock and shove u in the trash shoot🤨😳

…i think im ready🤔🫡⭕️

Foreplay 🤭

That's the attitude you'll need. I think you're going to be ok stache 👍

I saw “get hard”🤨….how hard can it be🤔

Get a few face tattoos and you’ll be fine

A shaved head with a tatt of “eat sh*t” over the right parietal region and a full beard is my personal fav🤔…but I haven’t really thought about it much 🤭🤷🏽‍♂️🤌🏽⭕️

Back to the lighter side ⭕️ things🤔

Me and a lil one feeding chickens 🐓

….thats a good day🤯🥰🫡

….grass is outta control🤨…4 more days before orthopod will turn me loose to drive zero turn 🤌🏽🤷🏽‍♂️

Precious moments you can take with you inside.

Awesome pic.

Gotta hang on to those for solitary 🤔😳😂😂⭕️

😂😂😂😂😂

gfy tatt on inside bottom lip/******

standing on your head in the shitter, stache*/*ya 🙃*****

YODL wins again. I got played.

nostr:npub1qsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534aseeuqvd YODL is homeless. Rickity YOLO

He passed the puck.

Vs.

He skated past the puck.

English do be hard sometimes tho.

👆👆👆🔥🍦👍🎯😎😎

SatsMcG PhD

English English. Not any of that Canuck shite.

English English comes from UK

Who still bows to the Queen & bends for the King? 🇨🇦

Who bows to Israel and bends over whenever they tell you to? 🇺🇸

The US govt likes 'em circumcised.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh fuck

He’s not wrong.

🤭🤭🤭

😂

🤣

His directing work on Charlie's Angels was something else 👍

Awww shucks. I do my best.

IZ ^/ th@ Ozzy?

Rand back in da house.

Anonymous next and we gots a party.

Sats you R not halp-ing my ADDictIONz *B*r⭕:.;⭕*****

😳😂😂🫡⭕️

….amazing🤯🤌🏽

….it was funnier when u were wrong but still🤨🤭😂😂

….so much winning 🥇🏆🙌🏽

…the council was last seen collectively chuckling in admiration🤭😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Nobody uses the Langley office anymore. For years now.

The number of Feds in the ⭕️ is the real NGU. We’re gonna have to do some non fed recruiting soon ™. Put some respect on the ⭕️ again 😂

I agree!

YES #YESTR

You rang?

Can we get ones that dance like this?