my life goal is to get drunk/high with nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhspz4mhxue69uh5yetkduhxummnw3erztnrdaksz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9e3k76twdaeju6t0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqyv4pjf and nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5q35amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwvajhgctvvfujucm0d5hhvvgv2xxnf and some other highly regarded ⭕ people one day and just shitpost and laugh and giggle and fat-finger zaps and everything

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Say you've never been to cornychat without saying you've never been to cornychat

We do this on the daily 😆

Doing this currently. Minus the puzz and nos but yeah, the smoking.

one step at a time

Can I come?

Stop asking for permission and just come already!

Yes!

Woot

SOON

Guilty 😂🫣

Gigi posting about the ⭕ is just something I never thought I'd get to enjoy in this life. 🫂

Most nights they are on Cornychat.com come hang out one nighy

when I say hang out I mean irl

So, CornyChat isn't good enough?

It is a poor substitute for irl. Its like a long distance girlfriend

That would mean leaving your mountain top of solitude. Maybe plan if for a Nostrbama

thx nostrbama

We are trying to decide where the next nostr meet up is going to be. We just finished nostrbama but are eager to potentially move west for the next one.

something something move West young man

How west we talking?

That's been the question, truthfully. We've tossed around a couple of ideas in cornychat but honestly, we need someone to offer to host/plan. That's part of how nostrbama happened. I think nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcwr4e86 and I are open to as far as the coast.

........what kind of venue space do you need? I used to throw events (raves) its been a while but I can reach out to people still doing events.

Im guessing a place that has food / booze and presentation space.

SoCal 😈

One day sir ⭕️ 🫡

Can be arranged.

⭕ conference, coming soon?

#YESTR

In Costa Rica let’s do it!

Down actually

I wanna smoke a blunt with you and puzzl

March next year or something and I'm game lfg

I be there

Doable and yesssss🫂

Bahahaha no judgment. Just jealousy 😂

nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhkzem8wghxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hsrqj9zl pls post the pepes conversing gif

I gotchu

Yes, this is what it'll be 💯💯

A bunch of retards nodding and taking notes. Sounds great 🤣

Absolutely. This is us deciding what toppings we want on the pizza or where to go to eat.

Then we scratch the whole list and go do something else entirely.

Picking toppings 🍍

Welcome to the echo chamber 🤭

Don't bring a poop flinger to a knife fight 🤷‍♂️😂

Never 😂

Does invite codes smell bad 🤭

Invite codes smell super badd

Why are you talking about me ? 😂🫂

Poop flinger is Stache no?

You too? 🤣🤣🤣

Wait…he stole my fucking move?? 🤯

Stache is stealing moves too and not just memes 😂

I’m PISSED. I don’t know how he even found out about it 🤔

Maybe the bidet talk?

Ewwww stop listening to me STACHEY😂

The bidet is on the relays 🤭

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 please explain 😂

🤔😖…well steal is such a strong description…the council prefers borrowed indefinitely 🤔😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂⭕️

nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz we need to make sure Stache never goes into politics. He’s way too good at this 😂

🤔😳…jus had a mental pic o mysef in politics 😖…what could possibly go wrong😳🤦🏽‍♂️😗😗😂⭕️

What could possibly go right?

🤔😳…facks from the ⭕️😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

P-Stache 2028

🤯…oh f*ck we have a slogan😳…it’s on now🫡…we’z goin drain the swamp🫡😂😂😂

….get the women’s and chirrens in the house cuz Epstein’s list is a comin….promises made promises f*ckin kept😳😂😂😂🌅

Stache invented this shit

Noshole stole it from him

Hell yeah🫡🤨…it seems momentum and popular opinion are shifting🧐😂😂😂🤌🏽🌅⭕️

Flip the narrative!

🤔…it’s who we are….its what we do😳😂😂🫡

I stand with stache ✊

😂….a proverbial ground swell ⭕️ entusiasm 🌅😂😂

😳…simultaneously the grossest and funniest post ⭕️ day…so far😂🫡🌅

😎👌

Most mornings

SO BRAVE

I would gladly accept 🤝

Some bat on bat action? 😂

I've never seen two bats fight but I imagine it can get crazy.

I think the teeth are coming out

Looks like my actual dog 😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Wuhan vs Skull Bat

LEEEETTTTTTSSSSS GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!!!!’

Maximum entertainment value incoming.

Yeah yeah THIS! But flying and more teeth 😂

And screeching

💯

My quant can do it

I wonder who’s winning?

The only correct answer is yes

The bat for sure is gonna win

You are absolutely right 🫡

They’re actually vampires

Wouldn't that be something. Maybe I too can live for hundreds of years and then fall in love with a girl with no personality.

🤣🤣🤣🤣well shit when you put it that way

Craziest part of twilight for me tbh 😂

The craziest part of twilight for me is that she never caught him eating any of her used tampons 🤷‍♀️

This is the most hilarious and disgusting thing I’ve ever read

I’m SORRY 😂🫂

😂😂😂😂

All these horrifying notes will disappear like tears in the rain 😂

Hey man. Cloaca’s are an all in one hole, that means lady juices too ⭕️

I must have repressed the meaning of this word before because I remember asking what it was in the past and regretting it 😂

lol the meaning is my favorite part 😂🫂

I'm gonna go take a shower

Forever

Same

Good. I know yall be stinkin anyways 😂

Wow are you saying that because Jay is Indian so rude

The circle is supposed to be inclusive and diverse 😂

All retards are welcome

⭕nlyTards

We should make t-shirts

Indians got psyoped hard into canola oil they really do stink 🤭

Damn whitey

The only thing semi stereotypical I will say now that I remember he is Indian is ask for that family curry recipe 😂🙏

My butter chicken is really good ngl

I don’t doubt it. Indian food is so good 🤤

This is actually pretty authentic 😂🤣

I love that song. It came on during my Indian friends wedding and we all lost it 🤣

It's really catchy. A lot of classic Bollywood music is

You just start dancing automatically 😂

🤣 I’ve never thought of that before 💀

REALLY??

Really!!!!

wtf 😭

hahaha

🧛🏻

Ewwww ☠️☠️😵☠️

That's just because it's shown on TV. In "real life" That would be a thing 4 sure!

Actually it’s the craziest part of all vampires. Couldn’t they just like go down on chicks during their time and be fine? Everybody gets along ?

Sorry lol 😂😂

Please stop

I will, but there’s no way I’m the only one who’s ever wondered that 🤷‍♀️

That thought has never crossed my mind and I feel like my brain has been violated

Wait. I’m literally the only one? I thought this whole time I was normal

Wait, you thought that? This is why you're an honorary ⭕ member 😂🤣

I think she just upgraded to permanent full time with that level of retardation

Noshole is our leader now we are not worthy ⭕️

nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz you dropped this king

😂😂😂 fuck

🤣🤣🤣

Heil Noshole

Don’t worry the crown rotates. But today you got it king!

I am NOT ready for this 😂😂😂🫂

Shit idk if I have that level of comitymenet 😂

We all come and go as we please. Such is the way of the retard

Free like the wind 🫂

This but red

I actually just laughed. I should do some fan fiction edits for twilight 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Should we ask Will to purge the relay now…or? 🤣

Nuke it now 😂

Letssss goooooo

Nuke all of nostr. Failed protocol.

Move to pubky?

Dog owners who don’t pickup the pubky after their dogs are the worst. Imagine stepping in a fresh pubky because the dog owner was too lazy to pick it up? 😮‍💨

Those are the most inconsiderate assholes. One time I saw this kid walking his dog. His dog took a pubky next to my mailbox and I just stood there waiting for him to notice me. He turned around to walk away then realized I was there and awkwardly said oh I’m sorry do you have a bag so I can pick up this pubky.

You can't just go around leaving your dog's pubky on the sidewalk smh

Nobody wants a pubky.

That’s not right. Pubky smells bad

He asked you for a bag so he could pick up the warm pubky? What kind of psychopath leaves their house without a bag to catch the dog pubky???

He was full of pubky for that lie

Full of pubky is a good one 😂

Yeah that's a shitty thing to do.

A pubky thing to do

😂😂😂

Ughh FINEEE. That really fucked my shit up the last time

All your stuff disappeared ?

Nope just a few and it was semi confusing

Erybody had to know this one was a comin 🤔😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

We need an animated version of the first one 😂

Hmmm🤔….that may be beyond my technical abilities 😳😖🤷🏽‍♂️

The waitress asking for a cash tip because she doesn’t know what the fuck sats are and doesn’t wanna download an app.

She'd get learned. #YESTR

#YESTICLES

She’d have fun staying poor 🤣

We choose to save our sats then go home and eat a steak

Based. I'm for it.

Looks like a drawing pad to me. I know what Node was doodling

Puzzl uncovered the truth

I knew you were a tit guy 😝

Lmao wtf

🤣

Whoa yours has a white background that’s cool

Both sides of the table? 🤣

Mine is the diversity Netflix edition

lol we need Zendaya in there 🤣

She’s a woman and a minority kinda I think it’s perfect

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat 🤣🤣

We need Sydney Sweeney on the other aside and zendaya calling her a nazi 🤣🤣

They're both baes

How about this

Omg haha

😂

In ⭕

⭕️🍆⭕️

🤣

Round table sir. 🐸⭕️🐸

Like a ⭕️

Tard conference by day.

Tard conference by night.

One day after we win I’d like to meet favorite anons. Imagine being in this room.

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😂🫡

SIMP

#YESTR

#WHERESLABRA

YES

#YESTR

😂😂

LETS FUCKING GO. You haven’t LIVED until you’ve smoked a puzzle-rolled doobie 😂🫂🥰

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

I AINT SCARED

One was really good. Two would have been much better.

Yeahhhhhhh boiiiii

When I'm drunk, I often fart.

Don't tempt me with a good time!

😁

They won't leave the house lol

He already said west coast so you wronnnnnng

#metoo

Aww would love that 🥰

That's a honorable life goal